If Hillary Clinton Used Amy Winehouse’s New Makeup Line..

Quickies: Primal Urges
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip — ... Moss booze it up together. (Seriously? OMG) In the parlance of our times, I think I just had a Coen-gasm. (Pajiba) SNL goes blackface to play Barack Obama and everybody gets all huffy. (Jossip) Mischa Barton boycotts pigment. (CelebSlam) What would you get if you crossed Hillary Clinton with Amy Winehouse? (Celebrity Smack) Enjoy a trio of singing virgins! (PopEater) ...

The Japanese are bored and time wasters
The Blemish — ... Bad news: There’s a Terminator 4. Good news: Christian Bale will play John Connor Celebslam: Mischa Barton emerges from the center of the Earth Celebitchy: Justin Timberlake does the 70’s porn look ASL: Ashton Kutcher and Tyra Banks will make reality tv their bitch Dlisted: This is embarrassing. I feel bad for Larry King. Ha, not really. SOW: Matthew Perry gives good head CS: If Hilary Clinton used Amy Winehouse’s makeup line… ...

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Gossip For Everyone — Courtney Love is lookin' hot - CH One of my favorite spoof pictures ever - CS "The rape of your childhood" - AB I really don't care if she has an eating disorder - WIMB Rihanna is giving you homework - RR What's in Rachel Bilson's mouth? - ND Check out Eli Roth's penis!!! Photoshop is evil - SOW Mischa Barton shows her bare ass in her new movie - GB Amy Wino gets a Louis ...

Monday Backwash
N/A — ... Night Live - Ninja Dude Van Halen Cancels Another Tour - Bumpshack Jeff Healey Dies Of Cancer At 41 - Gabby Babble Kate Hudson Bikes Around Miami - Derek Hail Gabrielle Union Bikini Pictures - Jordan Is Your Homeboy James McAvoy Brags About Kissing Angelina Jolie - Celeb Parasite Win A Date With Scarlett Johannsson - Bitten and Bound Funny Hillary Clinton and Amy Winehouse Mash-Up - Celebrity Smack