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If They Mated…
celebritysmackblog.com - 5/5/2008
If They Mated…
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Remember when I used to do those Conan O’Brien -ish ‘If They Mated’ posts? If you have read the Smack long enough, you’ll recall. Well, David over at Pretty on the Outside came up with a genius rendition of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon morphed together. I’d like to think this is the lovechild of the two. Isn’t she/he gorgeous? Heh. Check out ...

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