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In Her Best Role Ever, Lindsay Lohan Age Progresses Herself Into Obscurity

Rover found this 2/20/2008 on prettyboring.com

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Yowza. It's amazing what a couple of weeks off the wagon can do for a girl's face. And no, it's not an old picture - this was taken Sunday night. Look at those puffy, glazed eyes, the frozen smile, the pasty, leathery skin ... she looks older than White Oprah in this picture doesn't she? She needs to stop washing her face in Tang. Lindsay must be drinking up a storm, ...