It’s a Boy for Matthew McConaughey

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Snaps: Cindy Brady Pukes!
Published 7/8/2008 by Dustin at Webster's Is My Bitch
Check it out: The 16th Best Season of Television in the Last 20 Years unveiled today. (Pajiba) Like father like son: McConaughspawn departs the womb without wearing a shirt. Wellahlright. (Yeeeah!) Zachery Ty Bryan, Brad Taylor on "Home Improvement," falls hard: He now has to stay at Choice Hotels. Also, experiences the joys of the taser. (The Blemish) Corey Haim makes his pitch to be on the next "Celebrity Rehab" at the most inopportune time. (Seriously? ...

pop nosh: matt mcconaughey is a dad!
Published 7/8/2008 by popbytes at popbytes
... † matthew mcconaughey & camila alves are now proud parents of a baby boy! yeeeah! ...

Meet Levi McConaughey
Published 7/23/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... the contraction be more than you.’” I can’t think of anything worse for the birthing experience than Matthew McConaughey “going tribal” in between my legs while a seven pound larva tries to rip its way out of my vagina. Maybe Robin Williams with a kazoo doing the Duttywine in between my legs while a seven pound larva rips its way out of my vagina, but it’s a distant second. Related Stories It’s a Boy for Matthew McConaughey ...

Tie a Yellow Ribbon ‘Round the Old Placenta Tree
Published 8/11/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... on my compost heap myself. The tough part is going to be keeping Tom Cruise from sneaking in with a pint of barely water for a little ephemeral organ late night snack. I hear Scientologists can smell a placenta from fifty paces! Matthew doing what he does best earlier this summer: Related Stories Meet Levi McConaughey It’s a Boy for Matthew McConaughey ...

Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Had a Big Wiener
Published 8/28/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... accounting class I took my freshman year. At no point should you be able to give accurate descriptions of your father’s genitals or his penchant for back door/grundle action. That’s the kind of stuff that makes you grow up to be a serial killer or some loon who plays bongos in the buff. See Matthew McConaughey for details. Related Stories Tie a Yellow Ribbon ‘Round the Old Placenta Tree Meet Levi McConaughey It’s a Boy for Matthew McConaughey ...

McConaugh-Hey, is that your junk?
Published 27 days ago by sonya at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... is low, McConaughey’s junk is on display to guarantee healthy DVD sales. Now everyone can see what it’s like to be Matthew’s neighbor! All winky, no stinky! Woo-hoo! Matthew’s girlfriend Camila Alves out and about in Malibu: Related Stories Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Had a Big Wiener Meet Levi McConaughey It’s a Boy for Matthew McConaughey ...