Jacko Enjoys Smacko Through a Cracko

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Just Lame Links
Published 5/27/2008 by author at Just Lame Stuff
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While You Were Swearing Off Beer And Hot Dogs For At Least The Next 12 Hours
Published 5/27/2008 by Dan Hopper at Best Week Ever
... Michael Jackson attended an Ultimate Fighting Championship match in Vegas yesterday wearing a black burqa. This concludes your daily "Real Life Mad Libs" story. ...

Weekend Woundup
Published 5/27/2008 by Liz Lacy at Glitterati Gossip
Guess Scientology doesn't control everything - Agent Bedhead Did Joey Kill Drea de Matteo's Career? Do We Care? - Evil Beet Lisa Simpson Is Getting Divorced - Gabby Babble I'll never get to marry Robert Redford - Dlisted Miley Cyrus is half naked on MySpace like every other teen in the world - Defamer R.I.P. the marvelous and talented Syndey Pollack - LA Times Jacko is wearing a burqa? What? - TMZ Jenna Jameson is just like Angelina Jolie. What Again? - The Blemish Rose McGowan worked out with a broken foot. What x3? - ...

PIC SLIP: Michael Jackson May Be The Easiest Celeb To Spot
Published 5/27/2008 by Jenna at Best Week Ever
... It doesn't matter what Michael Jackson does. Someone will always find a way to spot him. Even if it requires scanning his retnas through sunglasses. ...