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Angelina Weeps for Marcheline “Marshmallow” Bertrand
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... to call me “marshmallow,” too. But not because of my meek and tenderhearted spirit. Because I was pushing a hundred and fifty pounds in the third grade and required a special desk and chafing cream after kickball. Kids can be real bastards sometimes.
Morticia and Gomez leaving their hotel last night:
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... you that. Surely children are the true kings among men.
Angelina Jolie in the December issue of Harper’s Bazaar UK:
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... Now you can look at them for five minutes and not have to spend any money or stare at her stupid face for a year. There are really only a couple of pictures that are important here. I trust you’ll be able to figure out which ones.
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... the money out of his wallet and painkillers out of his medicine cabinet, just like when I was a kid at Grandma’s. Nothing like the holidays to make you feel nostalgic again!
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... just sad, isn’t it? I’ve seen footage of illegal immigrants clinging to driftwood that wasn’t as desperate or boner-crushing. On the plus side, though, you’re pretty much guaranteed she’ll try anal and pay your car note. Desperate is as desperate does, baby!
In this month’s Vogue because the GQ photoshoot isn’t out yet:
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... it would really help me out. It would be even better if she started swindling people her own self. Or maybe if she had a torrid affair with a married professional athlete, or started her own crazy religion. I would even be willing to accept a fake lesbian relationship! Something. ANYTHING. I mean, c’mon lady. Stop being so damn normal. Spice it up a little!
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... agree that subtlety is for pussies.
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... tiny toast crackers that taste kinda like unseasoned croutons. Jesus, I’m starving. Fix it, France! Lazy bastards.
The real Marilyn:
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