Jessica Alba is Scary
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Erin +2Is recreating movie scenes the latest trend for photographers or are they just running out of ideas? -
Ginny Sorry, but she looks like she could be laughing too. The cover photo is beautiful though!
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Afternoon Crumbs
Published 2/19/2008 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
Now's your chance! Put a fist in her mouth! Jessica Alba recreates horror movie moments for Tattler Magazine - Egotastic!
Jason Statham is shrinking - Just Jared
Eva LongWHORIA: Gross face, Gross ass - Hollywood Tuna
Speaking of gross, here's Milo & Hayden on a date - Popsugar
Bobby Brown almost pisses on Dee Snyder (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Jamie Lynn Spears is a pregnant slut - IDLYITW
Subway kitten lives! - Cityrag
The Gottis are hard on the ...
Paris Hilton is a Nottie
Published 2/19/2008 by Just Jared at Just Jared
Paris Hilton is a Nottie
Heidi Klum and Britney - Perfect together?
Jessica Alba screaming for her life
Colin Farrell cleaned up and dressed in a suit?
Britney will never learn
J.Lo has expensive kids
Hats off to Keri Russell
Kid Rock jams in his jammies
Who wants to look like ...
Back To My Room
Published 2/19/2008 at Hollywood Rag - Celebrity Ragazine
Posh's son Cruz broke out in a breakdance in front of everyone - Dlisted Drunkenstepfather Does Maxim - DrunkenStepfather NSFW Big Brother 9 Should Just Be a Porno - IDLYITW Jessica Alba Looks Scary - Egotastic Hilary Duff is Better Than a Hat Trick - Hollywood Tuna Charlize Theron in her Jammies - Just Jared Heidi Klum and Family Get Face Painted at Disneyland - Popsugar "Brothers & Sisters" Dudes In Spain - Socialitelife Hilary Duff and boyfriend Mike Comrie leaving the Waverly Inn after eating dinner. They later went back to their hotel in New York City (02/19/08). Splash More... Denise ...
Link Time!!!
Published 2/19/2008 by PopSugar at POPSUGAR -- Insanely addictive.
Jessica Alba is terrifying in Latina magazine — Egotastic
Poor little Rumer gets rejected from a Hollywood hotspot — D-Listed
Reese shows some leg on Leno —Just Jared
Lord of the Rings star Sean Bean finally gets married — PopSugar UK
You got a problem with Kanye's love of stuffed animals?— KanYe West Blog
Denise Richards is ready for reality TV — Hollywood Rag
Cheryl Tweedy bikini pictures — Hollywood Tuna
Heidi Klum has ...
Jessica Alba Profanes The Good Name Of Janet Leigh
Published 2/19/2008 by M.C. at Crabbie's Hollywood
... There's more of this shit here. Alba also apes Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby and Drew Barrymore in Scream. These pictures were originally done by a magazine called Latina. But I thought Alba didn't want to be Latina. She's embracing her ethnicity now? When is she going to embrace the fact that she's a useless no-talent twat and just go away?
Afternoon Links
Published 2/19/2008 by kylehepp@gmail.com at I'm Not Obsessed - Celebrity Gossip And Pictures
... down there break dancing Are Jennifer Aniston and Aaron Eckhart more than just friends? Watch a sneak preview of The Hills bonus episodes! Ellen Page from Juno goes sexy for a photo shoot with Interview Magazine. Are Avril Lavigne’s assets double the size they were before? Naomi Watts does Glamour Magazine. Check out what’s new in movies, DVD’s, books and music over at Girlawhirl ! Cheryl Cole from Girls Aloud is gorgeous! Jessica Alba looks pretty scary in the shoot for Latina Magazine. Page Six doesn’t think ...
Jessica Alba Takes on Classic Horror
Published 2/19/2008 at Monsterfest
Perhaps Jessica Alba was hurt that she was left out of Vanity Fair 's recent photo shoot recasting Hitchcock's films with contemporary actors. Or perhaps the crew at Latina magazine just doesn't read VF. Either way, we have a fresh tide of horror makeovers to wade through, with Alba filling in for actresses in Rosemary's Baby , The Ring , The Birds , Psycho , and Scream . If you didn't think Alba was a good actress before, this shoot isn't going to change your mind. When weighed against some of the most memorable performances of all time, she's bound to come across as a lightweight, no matter how many plastic birds you ...
Remains of the Day: Lily Allen on the Prairie
Published 2/19/2008 by traciasl at A Socialite's Life
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Jessica Alba is Scary [Egotastic]
Cruz Control [Pink is the New Blog]
Hayden Christensen Knows You'll Still Wonder if He's Gay [Towleroad]
Charlize Theron in her Jammies [JustJared]
David Beckham is inappropriate [Celebslam]
Whoa, Mama! Isla Fisher's Ample Rack [Jezebel]
Alyssa Milano Isn't Nude But ...
Quickies
Published 2/20/2008 by Nick at Celebslam.com
Vanessa Minnillo at LAX airport (2/18)
+ Britney Spears Keeps Flashing! [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Kathleen Turner hasn’t gotten laid in two years [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jessica Alba is Scary [Egotastic!]
+ Man proposes to girlfriend at NBA game at center court. GF says no [College Humor]
+ Kate Beckinsale is not a PETA member [Bastardly]
+ Bar Refaeli is uber-sexy [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Even fake, these chicks are ...
Jessica Alba Looks Horrific!
Published 2/20/2008 by Erik Davis at Cinematical
Filed under: Fandom, Images
Note to Jessica: Please don't ever cut your hair. Yes, that's Jessica Alba up top re-creating that memorable scene from Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho. No, thankfully, she's not starring in another remake -- this time the gal took part in a photo shoot for Latina Magazine where she re-created memorable scenes from several classic horror films. Hmm, I think I smell a trend brewing. Yup, definitely a trend. And is it me, or does Alba look like she's kinda laughing in that image; not screaming. It's like a laugh scream -- and I hear only the most talented actresses can pull one off ...
Jessica Alba Can't Even Act in Pictures
Published 2/20/2008 at RopeofSilicon: Latest Headlines
Apparently the trend is to recreate Alfred Hitchcock movies (and a few others) and put it in your magazine. Vanity Fair did it and now Latina magazine did it with none other than Jessica Alba and once again Miss Alba takes it to a whole new level of awful, proving she can't even act in a picture. Take a peek at this snapshot of Alba re-enacting The Birds : Yeah, that one's bad, now how about Rosemary's Baby : It isn't all bad. The pic from The Exorcist is pretty cool: There are more at Egotastic ...
Winding Down: Jessica Alba Brings the Horror
Published 2/20/2008 by bucky at Complex
... with Olivia Munn, Latina magazine is doing classic horrors with Jessica Alba. [Egotastic] ...
Oh No She Didn't ...
Published 2/21/2008 by Kirby at Movie Dearest
"Oh no, I left the baby on the bus again!" Woo-howdy, and you thought Lindsay Lohan aping Marilyn was bad (Lindsay darling, we know Marilyn Monroe, and you, missy, are no Marilyn Monroe). On the heels of Vanity Fair's much more effective and compelling photographic tribute to Alfred Hitchcock, Jessica ...
Celebrity Chunks
Published 2/26/2008 by cityrag at cityrag
... Home Archives Blogroll Categories CityRag favorites: Smoking Weed in NYC Britney Spears NY Tattoo Street Fights Motherload! Lower East Side Food Tour Sharon Osbourne kicked my boss in the balls Invincible Spirit NY Tattoos Sunset over Brooklyn Killer Knees Johnny Depp fight Demo Derby decadence The 12 Days of Buddy Badass Wussies | Main Celebrity Chunks Jessica Alba is Very Scary David Beckham Gets Lei'd Dina's Happy Lindsay's Naked ...
Jessica Alba Masquerades as Chaplin
Published 5/13/2008 by Christopher Campbell at SpoutBlog
We’ve recently seen modern stars emulating Marilyn Monroe and characters out of Disney and Hitchcock. We’ve even seen Jessica Alba posing as leading ladies of horror. But now comes the most confusing photo to hit the re-creation trend: Alba dressed up as Charlie Chaplin for Allure (via People). Yes, men, it’s upsetting. Could there be any character more opposing to Alba’s typical “eye candy” role than the Tramp?
Actually, though Alba may be trying to challenge the male gaze and also negate my claim that she’s the perfect poster child for feminist ...

