Why does Jessica Biel look like she’s sucking on prunes? Those are some major cheekbones she’s got goin’ on, someone should have mercy and chisel them down. And how did she turn into an Asian woman overnight? All of a sudden she’s lookin’ like a fug half sister of Renee Zellweger. And her hair is [...]

Or is it 2 dudes, 1 dog? Or 3 dogs? Any of those work. Justin Timberlake looks so happy he could queef. He always has bitch face. Jessica Biel should use a bigger strap-on his ass so he would loosen up some more. And who the hell did that to Jessica's hair?! It reminds me of when my mommy gave my sister a haircut when we were little. My mommy took the kitchen scissors in one hand and my ...

You don’t see much of these two in public these days, but Justin Timberlake took girlfriend Jessica Biel and her doggy, Tina, for a walk in LA. What’s with Jessica’s hair?

(lol wtf did Jessica Biel do to her hair) Charlize Theron outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City for an appearance on “The Late Show with David Letterman”. Cheryl Cole and Ashley Cole enjoy a day at the beach. (Ugh I can't believe she went back to that douche >:O) Tony Blair's wife admires Marc Jacob's necklace at the Louis Vuitton & Richard Prince Dinner in London. Lily ...

Jessica Biel landed at LAX today wearing her three favorite accessories: 1) a frown, 2) a questionable haircut, and 3) death lips. Now that we're done being snippy because she's prettier than us and has our man: Her sideways cross necklace is pretty cool and we wouldn't mind owning that massive black leather purse of hers.  Anyone know who makes it? We hope she hopped in a car and ...