We know that Jessica Simpson is not the smartest lady to ever wax her cooch. But sometimes we expect just a little eensy weensy bit out of her. Like we expect her to know that you never, ever blab to tabloids about how in love you are. At best, you'll look like a damn crazy fool like Tom Cruise ; at worst, your ass is getting dumped. That's just the way it goes, baby. Reports People : ...