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THE FUCK!? No, this is not Tony Romo wearing of one Ken Paves Hairdo clip-ins! It's Jessica Simpson on the cover of May's Esquire magazine. If Tony ever gets sick, Jessica can definitely sub for him in a game. The bitch looks like a quarterback! I'm sure Cowboys fans would adore that.
In honor of Esquire's 75th anniversary, they are re-creating iconic covers. Don't ask me why they chose ...
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Jessica Simpson Caught Shaving her Beard (Photo)
Bitten and Bound —
I guess they call this art? Jessica Simpson is on the May cover of Esquire Magazine reenacting Virna Lisi’s March 1965 cover.
Jessica, who was just in the hospital for a crotch issued kidney infection is back at home and doing great! Curious as to why they picked Jessica to redo the cover. Maybe they were trying to tell her something. She looks like a pro - maybe been practicing?
Ken Paves could have probably pulled it off better.
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Mollygood —
Look, ma, no new ideas! Also: Why is Jessica Simpson still having cover stories written about her?
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Jessica Simpson’s topless & sexy photos. —
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Jessica Simpson has appeared on the cover of Esquire, May 2008. She looked to be topless and her modesty was shielded by her raised hand. She did a mock shaving session for this cover shot. This was supposed to represent the new feminism where women did the men’s grooming like shaving.
There are some wet and wild photos after the linebreaker.
This idea was first used way back in ...
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Darby Gunpowder:
Jessica Simpson remade the classic Esquire cover a’la Virna Lisi shaving her face. All you need to know is that it’s hot and bloody steamy. It looks like she’s back to her fighting weight which is good because I can’t fantasize about skelotor on my best day.
Enjoy the pics and make sure to click on the thumbs ...
Jessica Simpson Attempts to Redo Virna Lisi Esquire Cover —
Gabby Babble
Jessica Simpson attempted to recreate Virna Lisi on the cover of Esquire magazine's May 2008 issue. Papa Joe must be thrilled about these photos. However, the description in the magazine is disgusting and offensive. "Breasts like plucked guinea hens, undercooked and overstuffed. And those legs, like those of every coed in every early-80s corduroy skirt, waving across the quad at the guy ...
Jessica Simpson is All Kinds of Wet —
F-Listed
The full spread featuring America’s No. 1 bimbo, Jessica Simpson , for Esquire Magazine ’s 75th Anniversary issue has finally been unveiled and I must say I’m as unimpressed with the photos as the idea of Simpson being the cover model for their anniversary issue.
Sure, she’s all wet and her nipples are all hard, but that’s because they paid a nipple fluffer ...
Jessica Simpson For Esquire — Hot or Not? —
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Jessica Simpson ditched the clothes and lathered up for the May issue of Esquire . The photo was a re-creation of a cover from 1965 featuring Virna Lisi in the same pose. Check out both photos and tell us what you think of Jessica's cover — hot or not?
Jessica Simpson For Esquire — Hot or Not?
Hot — I love that she makes shaving her face look sexy!
Not — They ...
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Jess' close shave ... Paul's picky progeny ... Seinfeld's car crisis Jessica Simpson shavesâ"her face? The older-but-probably-not-wiser Simpson will appear on the cover of Esquire magazine next week recreating a March 1965 cover image...
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