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yeeeah.com - 11/3/2008

Joaquin Phoenix is a Dyslexic Drunk

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A disheveled Joaquin Phoenix showed up to the premiere of his supposedly-last movie “Two Lovers” with the Yoda rian© message “Bye! Good” written on his knuckles. I’m sure we can expect to see “NeedsPumping MyStomach” and “ForFood ...

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nypost.com - 11/3/2008

ACTOR WAS JOAQUIN UNSTEADILY

— nypost.com — FRIENDS of Joaquin Phoenix are worried about the star, who has had a very public battle with drink and drugs. The two-time Oscar nominee ("Walk the Line" and "Gladiator") showed up to a tribute to Paul Newman last week in San Francisco and "was out... ACTOR WAS JOAQUIN UNSTEADILY

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ap.google.com - 11/3/2008

The Associated Press: Joaquin Phoenix confirms he's done with movies

— ap.google.com — Joaquin Phoenix confirms he's done with movies 22 hours ago LOS ANGELES (AP) The writing on Joaquin Phoenix's fists said it all. The words "Good Bye" were penned on the actor's knuckles at a premiere Saturday night for his latest film, "Two Lovers," ... The Associated Press: Joaquin Phoenix confirms he's ...

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bittenandbound.com - 11/1/2008

Joaquin Phoenix Selling Hollywood HIlls Home (Photos)

— bittenandbound.com — Last week Joaquin Phoenix announced that he’s quitting acting, and now he is taking his exit from Tinsel Town a step further by putting his Hollywood Hills mansion on the market. Joaquin Phoenix Selling Hollywood HIlls Home (Photos)

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