celebitchy.com - 8/7/2009
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It’s been five months since there was any kind of news about Joaquin Phoenix. Once one of the most promising and talented actors in Hollywood, Joaquin sort of went crazy this past winter. He claimed he was giving up acting to focus on his music career. Not just music - Joaquin was going to be ...
theinsider.com - 8/7/2009
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See More... There is nothing wrong with cape
shopping. Batman, Superman and Elvis all have to get
new threads at some point. However, Joaquin Phoenix has been acting nuttier than squirrel shiz lately. He claimed to have ditched acting for a career in ...
Joaquin Phoenix Goes Crazy While Buying a Cape at The ...
celebjihad.com - 8/11/2009
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celebjihad.com —
Joaquin Phoenix is now a superhero… or just
a bearded hobo in a cape. Just in case
you were just wondering what Joaquin Phoenix has been up to lately. The National Enquirer writes,“It’s no hoax, folks - Joaquin Phoenix is one nutty fruitcake! The ...
Joaquin Phoenix Ditches Rapping to Become a Superhero | ...
hollywooddame.com - 8/8/2009
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hollywooddame.com —
There is nothing wrong with cape shopping. Batman,
Superman and Elvis all have to get new threads
at some point. However, Joaquin Phoenix has been acting nuttier than squirrel shiz lately. He claimed to have ditched acting for a career in rap, ...
Joaquin Phoenix Goes Crazy While Buying a Cape
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Joaquin Phoenix Goes Crazy While Buying a Cape
Hollywood Dame —
... personal hygiene. (Which begs me to ask the question why is bathing the first to go when one goes crazy?)
Most people are claiming it is just an act for some Casey Affleck documentary. However, I am finding that a hard sell. Casey is married to Joaquin’s sister, Summer Phoenix. I highly doubt that she would let Casey film and make documentary of her brother’s downward spiral. Either way, lets hope he gets help.
Per National Enquirer Via Celebitchy:
It’s no hoax, folks - Joaquin Phoenix is one nutty fruitcake! ...
Joaquin Phoenix is still crazy, raps in a dressing room & buys a cape
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Joaquin Phoenix update: still crazy after all these months
Mystery Solved: Joaquin Phoenix Is Really A Superhero
The Frisky —
... often need a place to make a quick change before going on a mission. Joaquin’s choice? The RED BALLS dressing room. When saving the world is on your agenda, throwing clothes in a trashcan is acceptable. He paid for the clothes with MONEY so as to appear normal, once again attempting to keep secret his superhero identity. Fact: Superheroes have special powers. Joaquin’s is rapping. He will save the world by rapping. Joaquin Phoenix, I am on to you ... and I will be watching. [ Celebitchy ]
‘JOAQUIN P GOES CRAZY WHILE BUYING A CAPE’
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... Said an eyewitness: “He mumbled madly while the girl counted out his change and offered him a bag for his own clothes. Joaquin never said a word, rushed out of the store wearing his velvet cape - and dumped his old clothes in the nearest trash can!” [Nat'lEnquirer via Celeb] ...
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