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John Mayer Talks About Music, Health Care And Sodomy
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid —
Last night, NY Mag's Vulture did a quick interview with John Mayer which ended in him threatening to butt rape the editor. You know, being sodomized by a douchebag would probably be like getting a colonic, so if John Mayer goes through with his threat, he should charge for that shit. Colonics are expensive (so I've heard). A John Mayer interview is like getting finger banged. Most of the time it's just annoying and awkward. But sometimes it make your nipples curl and your eyeballs tingle. I'm not sure which category this interview falls under. You be the judge: What do you ...
John Mayer on President Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
In Case You Didn't Know —
... ever heard me play guitar? I’m really fucking good. You know what I’m bad at? Answering questions about public health care. This is not in my wheelhouse. Do you have any questions about music? I almost got a mad need to lighten up. You need to lighten up, because the questions you asked me were all trouble-making questions. If someone gave me the Nobel Peace Prize, and I didn’t deserve it, I would just shut my mouth and enjoy the hell out of it.
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John Mayer will sodomize you
The Blemish —
... If you think John Mayer is a gigantic douchebag, then, hey, you’re pretty perceptive. NY Mag interviewed John about politics, health care and his new album. It ended with Mayer threatening to forcefully sodomize the interviewer’s editor. Some lowlights. ...
John Mayer is a douche, threatens to sodomize mag editor
Cele|bitchy —
... in the world who really think that John Mayer is cool guy? That’s so foreign to me. Whenever I see his smug dirt-lip, I want to smack him. Whenever I hear his voice, I want to claw out my eardrums. Whenever I read something that he wrote or said, I pray to God that he (she?) would take away my literacy. So it goes with this new interview John did with New York Magazine’s Vulture column. This interview took place when John was playing host at a party at the Armani store (here for the full interview). As the Jedi master says: “The douche is strong in this one.” ...
John Mayer Takes Fans On a Tour of His Life in “Who Says” Video
Rolling Stone : Rock and Roll Daily —
... For instance, Mayer made us laugh today when we read his (maybe drunken?) interview with New York Magazine’s Vulture, where Mayer threatened to sodomize an editor and gloated, “Have you ever heard me play guitar? I’m really fucking good. You know what I’m bad at? Answering questions about public health care.” Regardless how you feel about Mayer, there’s no denying that Battle Studies is out November 17th. For more on his new LP, check out our ...
John Mayer Is Into Sodomy (No Surprise There!)
Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton —
We take it John Mayer doesn't really enjoy being interviewed, but we do know he enjoys sodomy!!!
Last night, a reporter caught up with John at a party he was hosting at the Armani store. After kindly telling the reporter " I love you, you're beautiful, but shut your fucking mouth" when talking about Obama's Nobel win, the conversation took an even stranger tone when the reporter asked about his new album:
"Why don't you tell me about your new album? You've been in ...
John Mayer Is a Good Interview
CelebNewsWire —
... . One minute, he’s the shy, boyish beau of Jessica Simpson. The next, he’s a loveable goofball making funnies on his blog. Then right after that, he calls a journalist a moron and threatens to non-consensually do her editor in the bunghole. Christianna Ablahad at NY Mag conducted this interview (we’ll just use a few quotes): ...
Idolator: Music News, Reviews, And Gossip — ... John Mayer’s next single of mild protestation, which I’m pretty sure is going to be called “Who Says (I Can’t Tell Someone Working A Red Carpet That I’m Going To Forcefully Sodomize Her Editor For Making Ask Me Admittedly Inane Questions About Obama’s Nobel Prize And Mustaches)” after his red-carpet chat with a New York gossip stringer last night. That’s what I get for calling people who I don’t know nice, I guess! [NYM]
John Mayer Threatens to Sodomize New York Magazine.
Oh No They Didn't! —
... questions are fair, but now we’re talking about something real. So there was stuff I wanted to put on the record that just didn’t fit the concept. So the next record will have that concept. What concept? More political things, worldly things. Such as? Nothing rhymed with public option. You don’t always have to rhyme, though. I’m going to forcefully sodomize your editor. source
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Jezebel —
... good. You know what I'm bad at? Answering questions about public health care. This is not in my wheelhouse. Do you have any questions about music? I almost got a mad need to lighten up. You need to lighten up, because the questions you asked me were all troublemaking questions. If someone gave me the Nobel Peace Prize, and I didn't deserve it, I would just shut my mouth and enjoy the hell out of it." Later he ended the interview with, "I'm going to forcefully sodomize your editor." [ N.Y. Magazine ] ...
John Mayer is a douche, threatens to sodomize mag editor
Top Celebrity Headlines —
... out there in the world who really think that John Mayer is cool guy? That’s so foreign to me. Whenever I see his smug dirt-lip, I want to smack him. Whenever I hear his voice, I want to claw out my eardrums. Whenever I read something that he wrote or said, I pray to God that he (she?) would take away my literacy. So it goes with this new interview John did with New York Magazine’s Vulture column. This interview took place when John was playing host at a party at the Armani store ( here for the full interview ). As the Jedi master says: “The douche is strong in this one.” ...
Who Says John Mayer Can’t Threaten Sodomy?
OK! Magazine - The First for Celebrity News —
... In an interview with New York Magazine while John was at the Elle Decor-sponsored Armani/Casa party, he tried to liven up his answers to some serious questions in a less than serious setting. ...
Critical Backlash: On John Mayer, And His Crimes Against America’s Gullible Youth
The Rawking Refuses To Stop! —
... Here’s the thing, folks. John Mayer, Tweeter, Jennifer Aniston dater, paparazzi-chased funnyman, and today, journalist-ass-rape-threatener — should probably stop trying to convince America that he’s as sensitive as, say, his pal Taylor Swift. His public persona is completely at odds with the music he makes, which is ostensibly heartfelt singer-songwriter AAA radio fodder. To be successful as an artist (key word) in this genre, you need to create at least a veneer of realism; John doesn’t need to be Joni Mitchell here, but if you’re playing acoustic ...
Critical Backlash: On John Mayer, And His Crimes Against America’s Youth
The Rawking Refuses To Stop! —
... Here’s the thing, folks. John Mayer, Tweeter, Jennifer Aniston dater, paparazzi-chased funnyman, and today, journalist-ass-rape-threatener — should probably stop trying to convince America that he’s as sensitive as, say, his pal Taylor Swift. His public persona is completely at odds with the music he makes, which is ostensibly heartfelt singer-songwriter AAA radio fodder. To be successful as an artist (key word) in this genre, you need to create at least a veneer of realism; John doesn’t need to be Joni Mitchell here, but if you’re playing acoustic ...
Music Notes: The Early Edition, October 15, 2009
CBC Radio 3 —
... why shopping is important to him. Twitter
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John Mayer on seventies mustaches, heartbreak & sodomy, but NOT healthcare. NY Mag Daily
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John Mayer Sodomy Threat New York Magazine
Pop Crunch —
... Jennifer Aniston’s former Buss Down was recently interviewed by a columnist from New York Magazine, who he tormented for no apparent reason before threatening to sodomize her editor. ...
John Mayer Berates ‘New York Magazine’ Columnist
Hometown Hollywood —
... john mayer douche bag www.hometownhollywood.com Douchebag — a word so often used to describe John Mayer….and it’s not hard to see why. Mayer was recently interviewed by a columnist from New York Magazine, who he tormented for no apparent reason before threatening to sodomize her editor. And you thought he had no class! In an interview that took place at the Elle Decor-sponsored Armani/Casa party last week, John tried to liven up his answers to some serious questions. Here are some of the most douche-worthy excerpts from the interview… What do you think about Obama receiving ...
Tracy Morgan Finally Weighs in on Obama Peace Prize (Mayer Too!)
Gothamist —
... Morgan's comment tops recording artist John Mayer's thoughts on the peace prize, which were dragged out of him by a New York scribe. Approached at a party the other night, Mayer said he thought it was "fantastic," but grew testy under further questioning: "Do you think I'm smart enough to be able to articulate to you why our president receiving the Nobel Peace Prize is a bit early for things? What's your overall opinion?" ...
John Mayer’s Mouth is Not a ‘Wonderland’
Bumpshack.com —
... If you are a woman, John Mayer might sing softly that ‘Your Body Is a Wonderland,’ but he likely doesn’t really respect you beyond your curves and tan lines, according to a recent interview in New York Magazine. ...
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AfterElton.com - Because visibility matters —
... dancing in Toucan's Tiki Lounge, a gay bar in Palm Springs. Better that than giving interviews. ...
Best Interview Ever?
AbsolutePunk.net - News —
... John Mayer would be a great interviewee.
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Daily Noise Blog | SPIN.com —
... John Mayer gets so irate at NYMag.com that he wants to "forcefully sodomize" their editor. Let's see him try to write a ballad out of that one! [nymag.com] ...
John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist. [American Psychos]
Gawker —
... . Now, remember when he told New York Magazine that he'd basically rape Jada Yuan (or Mark Graham) ? ....the next record will have that concept. What concept? More political things, worldly things. Such as? Nothing rhymed with public option. You don't always have to rhyme, though. I'm going to forcefully sodomize your editor. Ha ha, so funny, except there's truth in every joke, John Mayer . We'll excuse it because if you have a good sense of humor and forget that there's truth in every joke, John Mayer , it can be pretty goddamn funny. Now, a few weeks later, and ...
John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist. [American Psychos]
Gawker —
... off as rapey. Fact: He is smart! Blues guitarists are notoriously sharp people. He can play mean blues guitar. Which takes brains and talent. When he isn't making his rapey guitarface. Fact: He has done funny things that aren't rapey before. Like walking around in a bear suit before his shows screwing with his fans. Or riffing with Dave Chappelle. Now, remember when he told New York Magazine that he'd basically rape Jada Yuan (or Mark Graham)? ....the next record will ...
All John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist. [American Psychos]
Gawker —
... quotes. Fact: He is smart! Blues guitarists are notoriously sharp people. He can play mean blues guitar. Which takes brains and talent. When he isn't making his rapey guitarface. Fact: He has done funny things that aren't rapey before. Like walking around in a bear suit before his shows screwing with his fans. Or riffing with Dave Chappelle. Now, remember when he told New York Magazine that he'd basically rape Jada Yuan (or Mark Graham)? ....the next record will have ...
All John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist. [American Psychos]
Gawker —
... . Now, remember when he told New York Magazine that he'd basically rape Jada Yuan (or Mark Graham) ? ....the next record will have that concept. What concept? More political things, worldly things. Such as? Nothing rhymed with public option. You don't always have to rhyme, though. I'm going to forcefully sodomize your editor. Ha ha, so funny, except there's truth in every joke, John Mayer . We'll excuse it because if you have a good sense of humor and forget that there's truth in every joke, John Mayer , it can be pretty goddamn funny. Now, a few weeks later, and ...
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