John Cornyn, alpha male of the US Senate, has probably has a penis in his mouth and/or anus at some point

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John Cornyn, alpha male of the US Senate, has probably has a penis in his mouth and/or anus at some point
Rover Rover found this 6/25/2008 on cajunboyinthecity.blogspot.com [flag]
It's been my experience in life that, almost without fail, the most outrageous alpha males are often closet homosexuals. It's also well documented that some of the more alpha male members of Congress have been busted for smoking poles. With that said, I dare you to watch this ad and not run to the phone to call your bookie and bet the mortgage that Cornyn will be the next guy caught tapping ... [link]

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Manly Texas Man Is Virile, Manly
Published 6/25/2008 at Radar: Fresh Intelligence Blog
We're a little bit late on this one, but it's too good not to share: Here's a campaign ad for Senator John Cornyn (R-TX), who is running for re-election this fall. Set to a rewritten version of Jimmy Dean 's cornpone classic "Big John," the spot shows the Senator to be a rugged, beer-loving son of the Brazos. (It also rhymes "back" with "back," which is just unforgivable.) While some see a desperate attempt at overcompensation in the ad's abundant testosterone, we just think it's Cornyn's way of showing that the people of Texas will put pretty much anyone in the Senate. ...

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