Johnny Depp has a big wiener

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Quickies: A River Runs Through It
Published 5/16/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... Pink actually owns a sexy bikini! (CelebSlam) Gillian Anderson’s got some some ’splaining to do! (UseMyComputer) Seriously, Warchild — Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reaves are making a sequel to “Point Break!” (Holy Moly) Ladies, a retreat to your happy place — Johnny Depp has a big wiener. You’re welcome. (The Blemish) Kourtney Kardashian’s see-through pants. (The ...

Vanessa Lorenzo Brings The Afternoon Links!
Published 5/16/2008 by Jackson at The Bastardly -
... - Ellen Degeneres & Portia de Rossi getting married [Celebslam] - "I Wanna Bang..." vol. 13 (part 2/2) featuring Bar Rafaeli [The Bastardly Society] - Name That Celebrity Cleavage: Take Two [Complex] - Star Jones Can Kill With Her Fists [Dlisted] - Should Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse be around animals? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?] - Ashlee Simpson has stripper-less bachelorette party [Cele|bitchy] - Johnny Depp has a big wiener [The Blemish] - Bas Rutten in GTA IV [Flabber] - Hot Trend: Celebrity Cellulite ...

Quickies Redux
Published 5/16/2008 by Nick at Celebslam.com
Petra Nemcova at the premiere of Un Conte De Noel at the Cannes Film Festival in France (5/16) + Christina Aguilera wears yet another low cut dress [Drunken Stepfather] + Jordan Topless in Cannes Showing Her Cans [Egotastic!] + Angelina having fraternal twin girls? [Just Jared] + Tera Patrick is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed] + Johnny Depp has a big weiner [The Blemish] + David Hasselhoff’s Top 20 Most Embarassing Pics on the ...

Tasty Waves and a Lesbian Matrimony Bud
Published 5/19/2008 by Agent Bedhead at Agent Bedhead
connery Sean Connery : More impressive than a charcoal pencil. (TB) Zahara Jolie-Pitt thinks she’s pregnant with a pig. (CB) Shania Twain is gonna be single again. (CS) “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles” : Come with me if you want to boogie. (Ayyyy!) Lisa Turtle got a porn-like acting gig. (IBBB) Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust sounds nightmarish. (PB) A preview of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden’s wedding. (SOMG) Christina Aguilera isn’t shy about milk boobs. (DR) Marc Anthony is prettier than Jennifer ...