Katie Holmes is a Prisoner

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Snaps: Pigs in a Blanket
Published 4/30/2008 by Stacey at Webster's Is My Bitch
... but anyway it premieres on the CW tonight. I would totally watch if I weren't going to see the Kids in the Hall live. W00t! (Seriously? OMG!) Everyone and their brother has an opinion on Mileygate. (Celebitchy) Zooey Deschanel is totally my biggest girl crush! (usemycomputer) Paula Abdul gets one step closer to her inevitable stint in rehab. (CelebritySmack) Katie Holmes gets a one-way ticket to Scientology prison! (IDLYITW) Check out the stories behind punk rock nicknames. (Agent Bedhead) I ...

Daily Addictions
Published 4/30/2008 by Popoholic at Popoholic
... in nothing but nipple tape (Click here) Misa Campo looking sexy in just a hockey jersey (Click here) Keeley Hazell will make you go nuts (Click here) Angelina Jolie has never looked hotter (Click here) Wow, Katie Holmes is definitely spicing up her looks (Click here) This AirJelly contraption is ...

Tom Cruise's Katie Holmes: Scientology Boot Camp Gold Base, Photos
Published 5/1/2008 at Tittle-Tattle Too - The Post Chronicle
... at all levels." Katie's intensive Scientology training and treatments have been accelerated in recent weeks, says another source, because she wanted to go to New York City without Tom to star in a Broadway play. But Tom stepped in and put the kibosh on her plans. And now Katie's been going in for a series of intensive auditing sessions, some which have lasted for 36 hours straight - with little sleep or food."' Oh my goodness. If you think this is freaky - wait until you see the picture !

I Put Tape Over My Links, Too
Published 5/1/2008 by Aaron Weber at Glitterati Gossip
... ) Katie Holmes wants more freedom from Tom Cruise, so she's submitting to a lot more Scientology nonsense, including "purification" sessions, which I believe consist of not eating and spending a lot of time in a sauna to sweat out the evil. ( IDLYITW ) It's a girl for Jaime Lynn Spears. Woohoo. ( ...

Lunch Bits!
Published 5/1/2008 by Roberta at In Case You Didn't Know
Naomi Campbell with a bat? Run! [DListed] Miranda Kerr in a lovely dress, but what’s up with that bag? [Hollywood Tuna] Katie Holmes is a prisoner! [IDLYITW] Casey Aldridge refuses to sign Jamie Lynn Spears prenup! [Celebitchy] Lil’ Kim gets a visit from the repo man! Publicly! [Hollywire] Heidi Montag kissed Chace Crawford? Eww. [ASL] David Blaine can hold his breath for 17 minutes! ...

Even President Bush Teases Jessica Simpson
Published 5/1/2008 by Just Jared at Just Jared
Jessica Simpson is a favorite of President Bush Katie Holmes heads to camp? Halle Berry still has her baby bump Scarlett Johansson is a downtown girl Jonah Hill ( Superbad ) may be joining Transformers 2 Heidi Montag is bug-eyed Elizabeth Hurley has hair issues Donald Trump smiles big Patrick Dempsey is TV’s sexiest Leona Lewis launches vegan fashion line Justin Timberlake and Madonna shake it up Top 5 Paula Abdul meltdowns Rachel Leigh Cook is back! Kim Kardashian kuddles koalas ...

Pajiba Love 05/01/08
Published 5/1/2008 at Pajiba
... That uppity Katie Holmes who thought she could work outside the home and escape the evil clutches of her cult leader husband got a one-way ticket to Scientology bootcamp. (IDLYITW) ...