Katie Holmes is Broadway Poison

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Snaps: Huge Cock
Published 7/3/2008 by Stacey at Webster's Is My Bitch
... on Hancock. (Pajiba) If Kate Beckinsale's boob falls out of her dress in public and no one gets a picture, would it even have been sexy? (The Blemish) Jennifer Aniston jealous of Kim Stewart? That's like me being jealous of the cashier at the Wal-Mart for making eyes at my man. Oh, I'm kidding. I don't shop at Wal-Mart. (Celebitchy) Katie Holmes is to Broadway revenue what the thought of your grandmother naked is to your boner. (Yeeeah!) Britney and Adnan: together again for the first time. (IDLYITW) ...

Daily Link Dump
Published 7/3/2008 by Alyk at CelebWarship
... It’s official: Katie Pricedoesn’t hate her children as much as we assumed. Yay for the legal system! [DL] Mariah Carey has a new jam. [AIW] Ashlee Simpson is still pregnant and dressing like a hippie. [BB] Kate Hudson looks buffer than usual. [DH] Katie Holmes’ stint on Broadway isn’t going so well. [YH] Gwen Stefani is still knocked up and wearing goofy hairstyles. [ ...

Quickies
Published 7/4/2008 by Nick at Celebslam.com
... is writing a tell-all about Kate Moss [I’m Not Obsessed] + Lindsay Lohan finally admits she has a special someone (obviously Ronson) [Dlisted] + Uma Thurman topless movie scene (NSFW) [College Humor] + Damn — LL Cool J is freaking yoked [A Socialite’s Life] + Salma Hayek is spending more on her wedding than most make in a lifetime [Lossip] + Katie Holmes is Broadway box office poison [Yeeeah!] + Hollywood role theft run rampant! [CityRag] + More of the ...

Nicole Kidman’s Baby’s Name is a Scientology Burn
Published 7/8/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... That’s the worst baby name burn I’ve ever heard. It’s like she’s not even trying. What about TomCruiseIsSterile Elizabeth Urban? That’s got a nice ring to it. Or LRHSucksDonkey Marie Urban? I could definitely see that cross-stitched on a nice sampler. Gobbling outside the hospital last month: Related Stories Katie Holmes is Broadway Poison Tom Cruise ...

Tom Cruise Sued, Kicks Mother Out
Published 7/31/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... out of the house, Tom won’t have any excuses for not doing the whole penis-in-vagina thing. Before, he could blame his avoidance on the threat of Grandma Cruise popping in to have her eye ointment applied or her bottom wiped. Now it’s just him, Katie, and a wiener with nowhere to go. Katie Tom Katie out and about July 24th: Related Stories Katie Holmes is Broadway Poison Katie Goes ...

The Sisterhood of the Tight-Rolled Pants
Published 29 days ago by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... be impregnated by that really uncomfortable chicken baster, getting her hair cut into a quasi-androgynous bob, wearing the strap-on. So what’s wearing Tom’s pegged jeans? Any day now we can expect Tom to announce the startling news that Katie was born a hermaphrodite. Praise Xenu! Related Stories Tom Cruise Kidnaps Katie Holmes Tom Cruise Sued, Kicks Mother Out Katie Holmes is Broadway Poison Katie Holmes ...

Tropic Thunder Gets Retard Boycott
Published 25 days ago by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... bus if I ever saw it. Stuff that in your wheel locks and drool on it.” Early forties Katie sans the ‘tard — who has a small cameo in the film — on the red carpet last night: Related Stories The Sisterhood of the Tight-Rolled Pants Tom Cruise Sued, Kicks Mother Out Katie Holmes is Broadway Poison Katie ...