videogum.com - 19 days ago
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It's Monday morning, I haven't even had breakfast, and already my mind is blown? So it's going to be one of THOSE weeks. It's probably a good thing, though, that I haven't eaten anything yet today, you know? This is news that's better heard on an empty stomach. I mean, sure, the first two ...
collegehumor.com - 20 days ago
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With all the wisdom he's collected over those
thousands of years it's hard to understand why he
made The Day The Earth Stood Still.
Keanu Reeves Is Immortal (video)
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