newsoftheworld.co.uk - 10/24/2009
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By Lottie Lumsden, 25/10/2009
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Mark Croft Tows Kerry Katona Into A Pub For £50 A Time
Anorak News —
HOW much shopping can you do in Iceland for £50? That question to you, Kerry Katona, as the NoTW reports:
“Kerry Katona’s low-life husband Mark Croft is flogging her for personal appearances at £50 a time.”
Anorak wonders what constitutes an appearance? Is, say, having Kerry stick out her tongue in your direction an appearance? If so, Croft might be chancing his arm and trying to test the limits of Kerry’s market value.
If a tongue poke is £50, how much for full two-fingered ...
Is Kerry Katona Really Only Worth £50? In Short, Yes
Hecklerspray —
... wind of this Wine for Winos programme. Kerry isn’t actually a wino, but standards are so low that no one is actually checking any more.
This news came only a fortnight after Kerry was lifted out of bankruptcy hell. It’s a steal. All she’ll need to do is develop a liver-rotting drinking problem to earn enough pennies to pay for her hubby’s new £26,395 Ford Focus RS car, as well as their family bills.
From the News of the World:
For £50 cash, [Mark Croft] promises landlords he will ...
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