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Kevin Connelly Stood On 3 Phone Books So He Could Kiss Scarlett, But She Left For Taller Guy

The Bosh found this 1/22/2008 on prettyboring.com

Why won't she look at me? It was hard to balance atop three phone books, but it was the only way she could see him over the garbage cans and traffic cones. He teetered, he tottered, he swayed . But it was no use - she looked right past him. Scarlett has set her sights a bit higher than Kevin's four-foot-ten-inch frame. Word on the street is that Ms. Johansson is about to become engaged ...