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S.S. Sienna Miller in Russian Harper’s Bazaar
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... and “confused,” like a hobo trapped in a bathroom at a petting zoo. Or, you know, like you just woke up in a motel room in Guadalajara next to a live goat and a sea captain with an actual hook for a hand. Hey, what happens in the ’90’s stays in the 90’s, I always say! Well, except for the herpes, of course. That one stays with you forever.
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Daily Link Dump
CelebWarship —
... and stuff. [HMG]
Blake Lively is sparkly. [INMF]
Michael’s Hollywood Blvd star. [PB]
Sacha Baron Cohen finally shows some tact. [SOW]
Kate Gosselin needs to put some pants on asap. Some sunscreen would probably be a good idea too. [TB]
Paris Hilton desperately needs your attention. [WIMB]
Nice pants. [YH]
Madonna is bummed. [CNW]
Gisele ...
Hail’s Luscious Links
Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail —
... about turning 21, check out these links.
If you’re a leg man, then check out Beyonce in her supershort dress. - Bastardly
Britney Spears (in a see-through top) heads out for some coffee. - I’m Not Obsessed
Do you care if Annalynne McCord can act when she seems to have great oral skills? - Celebslam
R.I.P. Michael Jackson, a.k.a. The King of Pop. - The Blemish
Khloe Kardashian has a camel toe. - Yeeeah
Lindsay Lohan Rocks The Bikini On Her Birthday
Celebrity Odor —
... Daily Odor:
Smart Car Owns A Ferrari - Caveman Circus
Pixie Lott Is A Hotter Version Of Lady Gaga - Use My Computer
Adriana Lima Backstage at the Victoria Secret Show - Celeb Jihad
Kim Kardashian Doing What She Does Best…Sucking - Bastardly
15 Year Old Megan Fox Shopping w/ Mom & Sister - NS4W
Khloe Kardashian Camel Toe Pictures - Yeeeah
Race Car Driver Distraction Model, Jessiqa Pace - ...
Morning time wasters
The Blemish —
Lainey: It’s Oksana tits-a-lot
ASL: Transformers made out pretty well
INO: Ed Westwick turned 22
Hollywood Rag: Lily Allen’s Rainbow Brite power
Holy Moly: Al Fayed plays with Mischa’s puppies
UseMyComputer: Pixie Lott is singing
Yeeeah: Khloe Kardashian has a camel toe
CNW: Madonna is bummed, has feelings
Celebrity Odor: Anna Kournikova makes washed up tennis players look good ...
Lady Gaga’s Hair Gets Even Stupider
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... five percent, I think we can safely say that Lady Gaga is a fucking idiot.
Arriving at the Manchester Academy:
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S.S. Sienna Miller in Russian Harper’s Bazaar
Khloe Kardashian Camel Toe Pictures ...
S.S. Miranda Kerr Camel Toe Pictures
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... not spoil it with words. Let’s just look deeply into each others’ eyes and say a silent prayer of gratitude while simultaneously going for our zippers. It’s what Jesus would want us to do.
Miranda Kerr on the runway at the David Jones show yesterday:
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Naomi Campbell Flashes the Beav
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... Only Naomi’s gynecologist knows for sure!
Most of these (including the super closeups I made just for you) are NSFW:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
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Khloe Kardashian is Getting Married This Weekend
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... black guy with mitts the size of tennis racquets and arms like a silverback gorilla. Mel B really might want to look into getting one of those.
At Katsuya with Lamar last week:
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Kourtney Kardashian is Pregnant
Khloe Kardashian Camel Toe Pictures ...
Khloe Kardashian ISN’T Married
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... say the couple will tie the knot — legally — once the prenup is inked.
Or they could just go ahead and get the divorce papers rolling while they’re there. You know, save everybody involved a little time and legal fees.
At their rehearsal dinner:
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S.S. Paris Hilton Camel Toe
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... honestly. I was expecting the faint outline of teeth or tentacles or what could pass for one of the Squidbillies in a leglock, but it just looks like your standard boring vagina. I’d be lying if I said wasn’t a little disappointed.
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