Lowest Common Denominators
Mollygood —
• The latest D-list feud: Kim Kardashian vs. Shanna Moakler. Choose your side. [Yeeeah]
• Tila Tequila: “I’m shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don’t have that.” [CityRag]
• Brooke Hogan claimed her dad was abusive, but now that she’s mad at her mom she says she made it all up. Oooookay. [ICYDK]
• A fight broke out at Brad and Angelina ...
Grumpy Links
The Grumpiest —
Kristin Cavallari Ruins A See Through Moment - HOLLYWOODTUNA
Holly Madison & Her Old Man Out On Sunset Blvd - BASTARDLY
Pornstar Chasey Lain Hits Rock Bottom - DRUNKENSTEPFATHER
Justin Timberlake Ring Shopping - IMNOTOBSESSED
An Oiled Up Italian Hottie - HORNYOYSTER
17 Ejected, 1 Charged With Felony In Baseball Brawl - COED MAGAZINE
Kim Kardashian and Shanna Moakler Cat Fight - YEEEAH
This guy can drink really fast - DOUBLEVIKING
Rose ...
pop nosh: heather mills is impossible (duh!)
popbytes —
... † oh everyone loves a good catfight - this time it's kim kardashian vs shanna moakler! yeeeah! ...
Kim Kardashian Accelerates Her Life
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... and “poop deck” aren’t always directed at her.
Performing with the Pussycat Dolls over the weekend:
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Lily Allen Gets in a Fistfight
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... like being pummeled by two giant marshmallows. Two sweaty, out-of-breath marshmallows that smell like donuts and shame. Frankly, I’ve seen better right hooks crocheting a sweater. Lily Allen ain’t got nothin’ on my grandma.
Not like you haven’t seen it 4,307 times before, but a nip slip in #5:
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DJ AM and Travis Barker Recovering, Receive Visitors
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... with ex-fiancée Nicole Richie). They split amicably after about two months.
And Moore is not the only one showing her support. Barker’s ex-wife, Shanna Moakler, also rushed to the hospital to be by his side.
I have nothing mean to say about any of this, because plane crashes and severe burns are almost never funny. Here’s hoping these two make smooth recoveries.
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Battle of the Frankentits
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... previously held by Hilary Clinton and Carrot Top. I’m pretty sure the average person would be more aroused by The Old Woman who Lived in a Shoe and milk farts. At least the Old Woman in the Shoe knew how to throw a fucking punch!
Kirsten at a Yankees game in New York last Monday:
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Kim Kardashian is a GD Liar
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... me a black person. It just makes me a white person who’s very likely to get subsidized living and a welfare check. There’s a big difference, people!
Her “size 2″ ass leaving the “Dancing With the Stars” rehearsal studios in L.A.:
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Michelle Rodriguez Dildo Fight
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... As do pepper spray and neck restraints, but most people don’t carry that kind of stuff around on them. Not unless they’re in uniform, anyway. Michelle’s decisive action clearly saved the day!
The hero at the Battle in Seattle Screening After party September 17th:
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Nikki Blonsky Says Airport Fight ‘Destroyed Her Family’
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... on the Blonsky clan as the Ben and Jerry’s Rum Raisin shortage of ‘98. Shotgunning cookie dough and freebasing bacon is no way to live, Nikki!
Bonus post-fight airport video footage:
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Spencer Pratt Involved in a Beating
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... involves a frantic up and down motion and several ounces of hand lotion. Dog-paddling the air with your eyes squinched shut doesn’t count.
With fellow fame whores Heidi Montag, Perez Hilton and the Kardashians at Perez’ book signing:
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