Chanta Patton Brings The Afternoon Links!
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... - Bikini Car Wash Girls [CO-ED Magazine]
- Kristen Bell’s Uncensored Sex Scene [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Miley Cyrus’ Dad Approves Of 20 Year Old Boyfriend [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Lindsay Lohan leaving a gas station in Beverly Hills [Celebslam]
- Wifey or Trifey: Lauren Conrad [Complex]
- This Baby Wee Wee Doll Is NOT RIGHT! [Dlisted]
- Kim Kardashian: I Never Had Plastic Surgery [Yeeeah!]
- Nicole Kidman is the Living Kewpie Doll [Derek Hail]
- Please shut up, Pink ...
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Kristen Bell’s sex scene from Forgetting Sarah Marshall - DSF
Adriana Lima B&W Victoria Secret scans - BST
Vanessa Hudgens blows you a kiss - UMC
Kim Kardashian wants to show you how developed she was at 14 - Y!
Gossip Girls want YOU! - PB
Mario Lopez would SO do himself if he could - WB
Power Rangers double murder trial to begin - BS
Pink talks about her ex-husband’s thingy - TB
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Angelina Jolie Had Secret Tummy Tuck
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... euphemisms. Sorta like “bogeying hole number two” instead of “sloppy butt sex.” Or “$700 billion dollar bailout” instead of “segway into communism.” Makes things a little easier to swallow!
At the Make It Right Site in New Orleans earlier this week:
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S.S. Tara Reid in a Bikini
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Has-been Tara Reid showed off her stunning physique in a metallic bikini in Miami over the weekend. And I mean “stunning” here in the most sarcastic way possible. Really, I could probably fashion a less disgusting set of thighs using nothing but warped VCR tapes and globs of partially-coagulated butterscotch pudding.
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Faith Hill in a Bikini on the Cover of Shape Magazine
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... the randy pool boy at the Happy Ending parlor on 7th. Something that says, “I might be old and obselete, but I can still buy happiness!” See Hugh Hefner for details.
Without the 18 hours of Photo Shop three months ago — yikes:
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Lisa Rinna Admits To Too-Much Lip Filler
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... lips in front of her terrified children and housekeeper. You gotta make it mean something, Lisa. Otherwise, people will never understand the dangers of Juvederm addiction.
In a bikini, because it helps distract from her lips:
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Wanda Sykes is Gay and Married
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... and “that time in high school when I found my mom’s dildo.”
Speaking of she-beasts, here’s Kim Kardashian with sister Kourtney and that dumb twat from “Laguna Beach” in Miami this weekend:
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