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Grumpy Links
The Grumpiest —
Jenna Jameson Is A Bloody Stripper - HOLLYWOODTUNA
Kim Kardashian grabs some tit - BASTARDLY
The Hayden Panettiere Hates Nerd Germs - DRUNKENSTEPFATHER
Witness Told Shia LaBeouf To Flee Crime Scene - IMNOTOBSESSED
Michelle Marsh naked in Loaded - HORNYOYSTER
The Week in Re-Boob - COED MAGAZINE
Kimberly Stewart Likes Sienna Miller’s Leftovers - YEEEAH
Your Pastor Crashes Motorcycle in Church - DOUBLEVIKING
Kelly Brook Gets Leggy - ...
Daily Link Dump
CelebWarship —
... Madden is “cheap.” Duh. [AH]
But she’s still willing to get matchy-matchy with him. [BB]
Is Jessie from Big Brother 10 gay? I sure hope so. [DL]
Scott Weiland stumps for Obama. [RR]
Hookerfoot, indeed. [WIMB]
Kimberly Stewart is really into Sienna Miller’s sloppy seconds. [YH]
Marc Jacobs reportedly married a really hot dude. [AIW ...
Tasty Waves and a Psychotic Bud
Agent Bedhead —
oops Jen & Brad : Happy 8th Anniver… ooh, awkward. (CS) Katie Holmes kicks out Tom’s mom & sister. (CB) Lindsay Lohan : Zombie smoking advert. (Ayyyy!) Harriet Carter makes terrorism fun again. Jihad! (IBBB) Bar Rafaeli does the bikini thing quite well. (RR) Sienna Miller hands out sloppy secondst. (Yeeeah!) Sharon Stone is still a racist bitch, mofos. (IDWYL) Hayden Panettiere’s wholly unemotional striptease. (DR) Matty McConaughey’s oddly unattractive baby. (SOMG) Kevin Federline has it made, bitches. ...
Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty Seen Kissing
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... horseless carriage,” “the flying machine,” “the differential analyzer,” and “the telephoto lens.” Balthazar might want to look into that.
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Sienna Miller is a Big Fat Crybaby
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... about covers it. Now we just have to figure out a way for her to walk the plank without trying to mount it.
Boo fucking hoo:
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Name That Celebrity: Cross-Dressing Edition
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... May I Hold Them for You?” t-shirt and he’s practically my Uncle Sal. Only Uncle Sal has way too much dignity to have ever starred “Alfie.”
The big reveal after the jump
It’s actor Jude Law! He’s playing a transvestite supermodel called Minx in his latest movie “Rage.”
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Jude Law Has a New Bastard Child on the Way
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... fat chicks. Just ask Tom Arnold.
Looking just as surprised that he has fans as I am:
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Samantha Burke is Jude Law’s Baby Mama
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... girl. There’s a lot of money to be made in being a mother. If you can’t sell them to a sweatshop in Bangladesh or whore them out in a Thai brothel, children make fantastic pawns in divorce court. I call my oldest one my “ace in the hole!”
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