kissmesuzy.blogspot.com - 1/15/2008
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As you know, we are not a news site. We don’t even try to be one. Trying to break news in the blogosphere is like trying to be first in line at the DMV. Our job is to crack cheap dick jokes and concoct phony dialogues about how big of a tool Philip Rivers is. And Good Lord, is he ever a fucking tool. But something came by our desk last night that we simply can’t ignore. And we got to it first! ...
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Litely Salted —
... played, Mr. Blemish. (The Blemish) Life gotcha down? Cheer yourself up by watching Paris Hilton do a face plant and eat some asphalt. (Evil Beet) Jenna Jameson hangs up the vagina, calls it a career. (IDLYITW) Hey! Pictures of Skank Cancer's less attractive cousin, McHerp. (usemycomputer) Tom Cruise waxes poetic about Scientology. Get it while it's hot. (DListed) A KSK exclusive: Tom Brady is gonna retire. No shit. (Kissing Suzy Kolber) Alanis Morissette has a new video, and if you ask me, it's a ...
Pajiba Love 01/15/08
Pajiba —
... want a treat boy? Okay, just put down the gun... (QuizLaw)
Full on Golden Globes coverage -- or at least as full as it can be, sans pretty pictures and fashion commentary. (Yeeeah!)
Holy crazy! It's the Tom Cruise Scientology video! Which may or may not be yanked before the publication of this column! (Celebitchy)
Tom Brady may be contemplating retirement, purportedly so he'll have more time to nail actresses and supermodels. (KSK)
Just so we're all clear -- Jessica Simpson is the only and entire reason why the ...
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