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KK As Eliza Doolittle?!

Just Jared found this 6/6/2008 on dlisted.com

What's the number to 911?! This is a crime against humanity. Keira Knightley's no-talent, scrawny ass is in talks to play Eliza Doolittle in a new film version of the musical " My Fair Lady ." They should change the title to "My Fart Lady" and her character name to Eliza DooDoolittle. Columbia and CBS Films will create a slightly updated remake of the movie, but will keep the musical's ...