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Mollygood — • Clay Aiken takes the best pictures. [ICYDK] • Lindsay Lohan feels like a caged animal. Uh, she's just now figuring this out? [PS] • Kristin Cavallari is practicing karate so she can stay in shape for her illustrious career. [HT] • Christina Aguilera and Paris Hilton sink their claws into Prince William. [DListed] • Christie Brinkley's ex Peter ...

Afternoon Crumbs
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid — ... lucite heels. How can she even walk?! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Kathy Griffin talks about everyone's least favorite Survivor reject - Towleroad Lynda Carter looks way fucking better than Courtney Cox - Lainey Gossip You betcha! Sarah Palin will be on SNL this Saturday - Just Jared The paps still take pictures of Kristin Cavallari - Hollywood Tuna Kanye West's naked party - Hollywood Rag ...

Horny Links
Horny Oyster — Elizabeth Hurley Mega Cleavage is Mesmerizing ( Egotastic ) Emmanuelle Chriqui Is Perfection ( Popoholic ) Kristin Cavallari Is The Hot Ass Karate Kid ( HollywoodTuna ) Britney Spears and her Hairy Armpits ( Drunkenstepfather ) Hayden Panettiere Gets Back To Hot Self ( TheGrumpiest ) It ain't over 'til the fat lady falls on her Ass ( Flabber ) Don't ever trust anyone with a giant painting ( CollegeHumor ) The Greatest Movie Trailer Of All Time ( HolyTaco ) Weird Skater Suffers Rough Fall ( CamelTap ) Nice Collection ...

Quickies
Celebslam: They're Better Than Us — Gisele arriving at LAX airport (10/18) + Tea Leoni’s banging Billy Bob Thornton? [Holy Taco] + Miley Cyrus caught staring at Heidi Klum’s ass [Drunken Stepfather] + Elizabeth Hurley Mega Cleavage is Mesmerizing [Egotastic!] + I love cheerleading scandals [With Leather] + Your Jessica Alba smoking hot pic of the week [College Humor] + Kristin Cavallari Is The Hot Ass Karate Kid [Hollywood Tuna] + Elisabetta Gregoraci is ...

Lunch Bits!
In Case You Didn't Know — Madonna wants to have A-Rod’s baby? DListed Kristin Cavallari doing karate! Hollywood Tuna David Duchovny had an affair with his 28 year old tennis coach?  Lainey Gossip Russell Crowe is going to donate his ponytail.  Celebitchy Britney Spears to be in Rolling Stone again! Mollygood VIDEO: The hit-and-run hot tub bubble bath!  CollegeHumor Celebrities and their kids ...