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Lick It Up: It's a Gene Simmons Sex Tape!
Lick It Up: It's a Gene Simmons Sex Tape!
With a tongue as storied as the Excalibur in the stone, you'd expect Gene Simmons to make good use of it during the act of coitus. But you'd be wrong, as this chilling new sex tape (link NSFW, friends) confirms. It depicts the Kiss bassist Porky Piggin' it in just a T-shirt, injecting a pigtailed, besiliconed energy drink spokesmodel with his Love Gun. We suppose that after allegedly boffing ...
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