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Lifetime : (Noun) Television network which features mind numbing, predictable programming about women who get beaten, raped, abducted by aliens, committed to mental hospitals, sexually harassed, brainwashed, etc. Now I've made cracks in the past about how Tom Cruise is always dragging that poor Holmes girl around like a Raggedy Ann doll -- but seriously now, would you look at this? People, ...
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CelebWarship — ... at the premiere of “Never Back Down.” [BST] The season finale of “Project Runway” was fierce. [BB] Portia de Rossi is starting to look like my grandma. [CS] Myleene Klass looks smart. [DH] Some dude on “American Idol” was a gay stripper. [GB] Katie Holmes makes me so sad when I see her with Tom Cruise. [WIMB] Sheryl Crow claimed Jennifer Aniston dumped ...

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