Tasty Waves and a Too Much Sex In Your Violence Bud
Agent Bedhead —
... shows off her taco. (CS) Kate Moss : Gold, Glory, & Cameltoe. (CB) Tyra Banks is an unnatural disaster. (IBBB) Simon Pegg : Virtually impossible to dislike. (MM) P. Diddy is so dramatic. Promises, promises. (POTP) Celebs Do Reverse Psychology with mixed results. (PB) John Mayer goes gay swears off women. (WIMB) David Spade : The greatest ladies’ man of all time? (TB) Jessica Alba does Hannibal Lector. Crikey! (SOMG) Lindsay & Samantha get the bath they deserve. (DR) Lips Of Cameron Diaz attack Target dog. ...
10 years from now this hits the fan pretty hard…
Derober.com —
... prediction ~ John: Yes, Samantha Ronson will be an Orthodox Jew and Lindsay Lohan will have a look of, let’s say, permanent surprise. This is all science people so don’t bother arguing the facts. I’ll bet you my porn stash if you waved a cock in front of Lohan right now she’d attack it like a starving pirate….whatever that means. I know Lindsay reads Derober sometimes so we’re really sorry for all this shit we’re lumping on your plate lately, Lilo. I’m citing specifically, you’re horrible bathing habits , ...


