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yeeeah.com - 9/10/2008

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson to Wed

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Sorry boys — Samantha Ronson has officially laid claim to Lindsay Lohan , publicly announcing that she will be marrying everybody’s favorite Firecrotch within the next six months. According to The Sun Sam used her DJ slot at [the] Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling ...

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