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Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson getting married?
The Superficial - Because You're Ugly —
... Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson might be getting married now that California has lifted the ban on gay marriage. I honestly don't believe this for a second because then I'd have to admit Lindsay Lohan is a real lesbian. I'll punch my own mother first. Dammit, Christian Bale, get away from the keyboard. Please, don't headbutt me! The New Zealand Herald reports: ...
Lindsay Lohan is super gay now.
Celebrity Rumors —
She is now reportedly going to marry her lezbo lover, Samatha Ronson, who spends most of her time trying to look like a New Kids on The Block cover band member. This is just weird. I think this lowers Lindsay’s hotness by a decent amount.
New Zealand Herald says, A source said: “They’ve been keeping the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as ‘just good friends’. But they’ve decided it isn’t a fling, it’s for life - so they want to make their romance public. Dina is still working on the date of the party but it’s looking like towards the end of the ...
Lindsay Lohan Roundup
GossipBoulevard - Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News —
It seems the Lohans knew it was a long weekend here in Canada and decided to unleash a whole bucket of crazy, which means we have a lot of catching up to do. In case you don’t want to read the whole article (please do!) Here is a quick recap of what happened while everyone else was at the cottage.
Lindsay Lohan is drinking again and getting married, while refusing to get her picture taken with Katy Perry. Anderson Cooper has now surpassed Winston Churchill on the list of Great Men of the Twentieth Century, and Dina Lohan is still BatSh*t insane.
Whew. And now for the details.
Though Lindsay ...
