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Oh, " target=" blank">Lindsay Lohan , you wily little firecrotch. You dastardly, speckled enchantress. You've been so busy coyly rubbing your lips against your Aaron Carter lookalike lover lady that we haven't noticed what you've been doing there. Under your shirt. And that's feeding the bears. Bears, boobs, whatever, they're both huge and powerful yet cuddly. According to our personal ... (link)

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Published 7/24/2008 by Alyk at CelebWarship
... must pack on the pounds for her next movie role. [DS] Miley Cyrus denied she plans to go nude in for an upcoming film. [BB] More drama: Christian Bales’ family allegedly asked him for money shortly before he “assaulted” them. [AIW] Katie Couric said she’s a victim of sexism. [CFW] Back in the day, Lindsay Lohan junked it up. [CNW] Lisa Marie Presley’s brother has a tacky drug den. [PB ...

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