Madonna and A-Rod Have a Date

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Heather Tom Brings The Afternoon Links!
Published 10/3/2008 by Jackson at The Bastardly -
... - NFL-NCAA Cheerleader Showdown [CO-ED Magazine] - Lauren Conrad Leaves a Bar With a Random Man [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW] - Audrina Patridge Blogs About Lauren Conrad / Justin Bobby Hook Up [I’m Not Obsessed] - Beyonce bikini pics! [Celebslam] - The NFL’s Most Valuable Drug Kingpins [Complex] - The World’s Fattest Man Is Getting Married! [Dlisted] - Madonna and A-Rod Have a Date [Yeeeah!] - Torrie Wilson: Less Prude-ity More Nudity Please [Derek Hail] - Jessica and ...

Madonna and Guy Ritchie to Divorce
Published 10/15/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... and is set to be released imminently. A quick, clean shot to the back of the relationship throat is definitely the best way to go. So much more efficient than, say, beating the relationship with a shovel and dousing it with kerosene and lighting it on fire in the back of an abandoned car you drive over a cliff, or “having sex with his father on video” as it’s actually listed in our divorce proceeding. Related Stories Madonna and A-Rod Have a Date Mr. Madonna Turns ...

Madonna and Guy Ritchie Are Divorcing
Published 10/15/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... clean shot to the back of the relationship throat is definitely the best way to go. So much more efficient than, say, beating the relationship with a shovel and dousing it with kerosene and lighting it on fire in the back of an abandoned car you drive over a cliff, or “making a sex tape with his father” as it’s technically listed in our divorce proceeding. Related Stories Madonna Resumes A-Rod Affair After Announcing Divorce Madonna and A-Rod Have a Date Madonna is ...

Madonna Will Lose $300 Million in Divorce Settlement
Published 10/15/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... and the years 1989 to 1992. Well, if he doesn’t nab it in the settlement, at least the cone bra will come in handy for catching her many impotent tears. Lindsay at the Filth and Wisdom premiere in L.A. Monday night: Related Stories Madonna Resumes A-Rod Affair After Announcing Divorce Madonna and Guy Ritchie Are Divorcing Madonna and A-Rod Have a Date Lindsay Lohan Does ...

Madonna Resumes A-Rod Affair After Announcing Divorce
Published 10/15/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... Gain Fuel 3000,” but I’ll have to get back to you on that one. I’ve been off the dating scene for a couple of years now. Back when I was playing the field, being romantic meant “doing it doggy-style so I didn’t aspirate my own vomit” and “force-feeding me RU-486 once I blacked out.” Times sure have changed since I was a freshman! Related Stories Madonna and Guy Ritchie Are Divorcing Madonna and A-Rod Have a Date Madonna is Cheating ...

Madonna and Guy Ritchie Reach a Settlement
Published 10/20/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... 50 year-old woman slathered in pureed placenta and basting under a humidifier. I bet it looks and smells just like a botched abortion magically come to life. Who needs a swimsuit edition when you’ve got stem cells and saran wrap, Sports Illustrated? Related Stories Madonna Resumes A-Rod Affair After Announcing Divorce Madonna and Guy Ritchie Are Divorcing Madonna Will Lose $300 Million in Divorce Settlement Madonna and A-Rod Have a Date Madonna ...

Guy Ritchie Wants Custody of the Kids
Published 10/29/2008 by sarah at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... witness statements from their household staff uncover ridiculously hilarious tales of domestic insanity, I stopped caring about this within four seconds of hearing they were splitting up. Related Stories Madonna and Guy Ritchie Reach a Settlement Madonna Resumes A-Rod Affair After Announcing Divorce Madonna and Guy Ritchie Are Divorcing Madonna Will Lose $300 Million in Divorce Settlement Madonna and A-Rod Have a Date