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Lindsay Lohan: Man-Loving Jew? [Gossip Roundup]
Gawker —
... on her with a straw. Then the catfight started, involving statements like "I'm going to kill you." (The Scottish singer is now to be knighted.) [Sun] Jamie Spears on daughter Britney: "She sometimes calls me 50 times a day and asks me things that light my life up. But, like all daughters, she is very manipulative and cunning. So she gets what she wants a lot." [OK!] Madonna blew up at Britney Spears. Also, she's not turning 50, she's turning 36, because Kaballah says so. If you grab Amy Winehouse, you get what you deserve. [ ...
Madonna banishes the number 50 from her birthday party, says she is ’spiritually 36′
Cele|bitchy —
... strict instructions not to give any cards, cakes or presents bearing the number 50 or face the wrath of the muscle-bound Material Girl.
But how could we have got it so wrong?
Well, using ancient techniques known only to a select few, the high priests of Kabbalah have calculated her spiritual age by channelling the energy of the poptastic one. And it’s, um, 36.
How convenient.
So does that mean that in 1994 she was actually 22?
[From The Daily Mirror]
You know, I think for my 39th birthday next year, I’m going to ...
USA Today's salute to the 50th birthdays ... [Lold]
Idolator: Music News, Reviews, And Gossip —
... was written pretty reverently, but it'll likely be met with a frosty reception by the Material Girl, who's reportedly been telling anyone within earshot that she's actually 36, thanks to the power of Kabbalistic math. I'd think that this age discrepancy would result in her birthday being on a different day of the year, but nope, she's still planning on having a big blowout in honor of her natal anniversary, which is tomorrow. Someone should try and sneak in the party favors in this post's picture as a "gag." [ ...
Madonna: Annoying as Hell for Half a Century
Agent Bedhead —
[image] Saturday is the birthday of Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Ritchie, and it’s a landmark occasion. The durable, even semi-mummified singer, entertainer, and all-around pop tart will be turning…. Well, that’s a secret. Madonna was born August 16, 1958, so you shouldn’t have to break out a pocket calculator to figure her age, but Madonna has decreed that all references to the dire number beginning with 5 and ending in 0 shall be barred from her party. In fact, the Material Girl has declared that she is “spiritually 36,” a figure she probably produced by applying some ...
MADONNA IS 36 YEARS OLD, NOT 50
TINSEL GURUS —
... The Mirror says Madonna the diva has banned any mention of the number 50 at her party, instead, insisting everyone say she’s 36. Why 36? Because members of a Kabbalah say so. ...
