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Madonna Forced To Drip Dry

CelebWarship found this 9/24/2008 on celebnewswire.com

Madonna has too many towels. Too many fluffy, silky, expensive towels. A woman with that many towels must be up to some sort of nefarious criminal activity, right? Border patrol in Montenego is going to do their damnedest to find out. They will search every last one of those designer towels ...