femalefirst.co.uk - 9/24/2008
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Madonna's tour towels have been seized by Eastern European border control guards. The '4 Minutes' singer - who is currently on her 'Sticky and Sweet' world tour - travel with 300 designer towels for herself and her dancers to use when they come off stage, but Montenegro officials confiscated ...
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Madonna Forced To Drip Dry
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... has too many towels. Too many fluffy, silky, expensive towels. A woman with that many towels must be up to some sort of nefarious criminal activity, right? Border patrol in Montenego is going to do their damnedest to find out. They will search every last one of those designer towels until they figure out where she's hiding the drugs/human cloning devices/illegal rat embryos to inject into her face for a youthful glow/Emmanuel Lewis. According to our own border police, FemaleFirst: ...
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Madonna Forced To Drip Dry
celebnewswire.com 9/24/2008 —
Madonna has too many towels. Too many fluffy, silky, expensive towels. A woman with that many towels must be up to some sort of nefarious criminal activity, right? Border patrol in Montenego is going to do their damnedest to find out. They will ...
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