Here is — no joke — the official portrait of Marc "Hawaiian Pizza" Dann, the Ohio attorney general who likes to stick it to his staffers and will soon be impeached . This picture literally hangs outside his office. Why anyone ever had sex with this creature, we will never know.
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Ohio Attorney General Marc "Hawaiian Pizza" Dann, whose admission of a sex affair with a young staffer last week was the latest in a series of inappropriate Dann sex stories, is under pressure to step down. A lot of pressure. You know how much ...
Marc Dann, the attorney general of Ohio whose recent involvement in what Ohioans are calling "Pajamagate" — but what we earlier dubbed "Hawaiian Pizza 'n' Penis Sex Carnivalgate" — has admitted to having a sex affair with his scheduler, Jessica Utovich, pictured here. Hmmm... eh?
Like all cool attorney generals, Dann lived with two of his best guys friends in the Penis Pad of ...