Mariah Carey’s Shit Does Stink

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Snaps: Something's Gotta Give
Published 5/15/2008 by Stacey at Webster's Is My Bitch
Mariah Carey can clear a bathroom with the ease of a thousand Uncle Tonys. (Yeeeah!) Britney Spears might be headed for a permanent slot on HIMYM. (Seriously? OMG!) One of these days the skin around Christina Aguilera's implants is gonna give and it's gonna be like sitting front row at a "Gallagher" performance. (Popoholic) Ashlee Simpson wedding coverage? Can we just not and say we did? (Celebitchy) Breaking! Britney Spears carrying Mel Gibson's love child! (The Blemish) Blake Lively looks ...

Lowest Common Denominators
Published 5/15/2008 by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood at Mollygood
... • Ha! The balls are the legs! He’s walking with the balls! Jeez, why isn’t Amy Sedaris more famous? (By the way, totally NSFW) [Queerty] • “Christina Aguilera or Transvestite?” [CityRag] • Mariah Carey demands bodyguards stand watch at bathrooms she uses. Gather from that what you may. [Yeeeah] • Madge’s adopted baby isn’t hers again. [ICYDK ...

pop nosh: britney & mel on vacation?!?
Published 5/15/2008 by popbytes at popbytes
... → britney spears took off with her dad and mel gibson to vacation down in costa rica! dlisted → shania twain is splitting from her producer hubby after 14 years of marriage crazy days & nights → breaking news: mariah carey actually goes to the bathroom! yeeeah! → katie holmes and tom cruise have an asbestos health scare on their hands i'm not obsessed → denise richards is trying to build some ...

Hot Links!
Published 5/16/2008 by SeriouslyOMGWTF at Seriously? OMG! WTF?
... What happened to Nikki Cox? - The Blemish Pete Doherty the filmmaker? - Agent Bedhead Who traveled with a private potty? - Yeeeah! Jessica Alba cross-dresses again - Farandulista Smallville's ...

TGIF Links
Published 5/16/2008 by Spicy Pants at Celebrity Smack! Gossip & Entertainment Blog
Yeah, I’d say Christina Aguilera got her tits did (DSF) Did John Mayer get some of Jennifer Aniston? (BST) Sarah Harding dressed totally like a tramp (UMC) Jack Black gets his ass kicked (ABH) Kiefer Sutherland is looking hot! (CR) Lil’ Kim is a mess (POP) Mariah Carey’s sh*t does stink (Y!) Kickass remix B52’s VS. The Cure (PB) Sex and the City hits Berlin (EB) Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse make a ...

NEWSMOUND
Published 5/16/2008 at HOLY MOLY Entertainment Gossip
Suge Knight might fight his attacker (if he's not dead yet). TMZ Lindsay Lohan 's head gets very heavy. Luckily Sam Ronson 's shoulder is there to break the fall. WWTDD Pete Doherty looking suave, sophisticated and utterly damned. Dlisted Sacre Bleu! Angelina Jolie may give birth in France. Celebwarship Mariah Carey has her personal toilet guarded. Yeeeah Draco Malfoy finds an ideal way to beat Harry Potter sing at him. Mollygood Rihanna and Chris Brown still not dating. This is getting boring now. ICYDK Kate Hudson ...

Quickies
Published 5/16/2008 by Nick at Celebslam.com
... + Shania Twain is single! [I’m Not Obsessed] + Romo’s banging a blonde that looks exactly like Jessica Simpson [Dlisted] + This chick is officially the hottest college girl in America [College Humor] + Mischa Barton takes her cottage cheese to Paris [A Socialite’s Life] + Mario Lopez will not be taking it off for Playgirl [Lossip] + Mariah Carey got her own private pisser at Magic Mountain [Yeeeah!] + The inner woman in me wants to fuck Kiefer Sutherland [CityRag ...

In Case You Missed It
Published 5/19/2008 by cityrag at cityrag
... in GQ Anne Heche is Broke And Nuts Nikki Cox Is Scaring People! Jamie Lynn Spears Gets Help Victoria Beckham Talks BFFs Matthew McConaughey Smells A Skank Whore Hits London America's Hottest College Girl Jade Jagger's Cooch (nsfw) Thirty-Four Years of Sexy Men Katie And Tom's Health Scare Jay Leno Is A Horny Bastard Shannon Elizabeth Maximized RuPaul’s Dragtastic Return Mariah’s Shit Does Stink Lily Allen: Topless Jumper Ashlee Simpson Is ...