theblemish.com - 5/27/2008
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When normal, straight males have Karina Smirnoff’s nipple inches away from their mouths, they don’t clench their eyes shut and grimace like they just saw Paris Hilton’s infected vadge. Which is what Mario Lopez did. Take that for what you will.
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