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Pasetsky’s Cover Critique People wins the headline of the week - if not the year. While Jodie Sweetin isn’t immediately recognizable, her baby and this line will grab the newsstand buyers’ attention. I love the Clay Aiken inset because I do want to know why he’s becoming a Dad. (When I say I, “I” is from the newsstand buyer’s perspective.) People is also going after the “cougar” ... [link]

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How Rude!
Published 6/4/2008 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
At first, I thought this was Jamie Lynn on the cover of People magazine. Still would've made sense. No, it's little Stephanie Tanner! She's dropped the meth pipe and picked up the baby bottle. Whoever wrote that cover line deserves a hand job and a can of Country Club malt liquor . Source: Cover Awards

Jodie Sweetin: Meth Addict to Mom
Published 6/5/2008 by Celebitchy at Cele|bitchy
... boost in fame for kicking an addiction and becoming a devoted mom. Still, you can’t help but think they’re exploiting her story somewhat. Maybe if this cover sells they’ll start to seek out former child actors who have battled drug addiction and had a rough life post fame. There certainly seem to be enough of them for the slow gossip weeks. People must know that there’s nothing like a sweet baby and a reformed mom to move magazines, though. Header from Cover Awards via D-Listed. ...

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