CNW Junk Drawer: Tara Reid Launches "Derelicte"
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God, Megan Fox is so gross. She's seriously such a dog. I mean, bow wow, right? (Fatback)
Matthew McConaughey sprung from the loins of another legendary cocksman, it seems. All right all right all riiiiiight. (Yeeeah!)
Focus on Madonna's crotch and achieve inner peace. (Cityrag)
Naked Kate Moss minus puss moss. (Mr. Skin)
Tara Reid is designing her own clothing line. Comes pre-scented with tequila shots and with grass stained knees! (Daily Stab ...
David Duchovny is a Sex Addict
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... Wow. And I thought your mom telling the media that she boned your dad died to death and handed him over to the EMTs buck naked so they could see his boner mortis was embarrassing. Once again, never underestimate the debauchery of Hollywood! There’s always another actor waiting to out-Caligula-fy you just around the corner bathroom stall. ...
Gossip Out
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McConaugh-Hey, is that your junk?
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... You can practically smell the pot, patchouli and B.O. There IS one bright pinpoint of light in the tunnel of weed-induced haze, and that would be that we get to see if McStinky inherited his dad’s “gift“. ...
Matthew McConaughey Can Suck His Own Dick
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... I’m sure being this limber has its perks. Like when you need to get a birds-eye view of your own asshole or give yourself a blow job, for example. Just ask Matthew McConaughey. Those people who say you can’t have your cake and eat it too are fucking liars.
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