Meet Michael Lohan’s Bastard Kid

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Pajiba Love 07/02/08
Published 7/2/2008 at Pajiba
... people: bananas have their own wrapping! It's like nature's cellophane! Seriously, this is the kind of shit that provoked The Happening. (Serious Eats) The Top Ten films of the year thus far. Wait a minute, these aren't arranged by quality, are they? No way does Carrie Bradshaw kick Iron Man's big metal ass! (Film Experience) The Lindsay and Ali Lohan's alleged illegitimate half-sister wants a recording contract. She's a Lohan, all right! (Yeeeah!) From Ms. Kolby: finally, decent affordable clothing to outfit the gal on the go ...

Lindsay Lohan Hit by Motorbike
Published 7/28/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... loaded with pork roasts and kielbasas just around the corner. With faith, all things are possible! Lindsay Lohan on the set of Ugly Betty in New York July 21st: Related Stories Lindsay is Engaged to Samantha Ronson Deep Inside Lindsay’s Lesbian Relationship (Pun Intended) Meet Michael Lohan’s Bastard Kid Amy ...

Ali Lohan Meets with Porn Director
Published 7/31/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... Of course, they kill because of the same genetic anomaly that makes them hairless also makes them unable to lactate. Dina Lohan doesn’t have any excuse. Ali in Barely Legal Teen Vogue: Related Stories ‘Lindsay Is Gay’ Says Mom. Kinda. Christy Brinkley’s Ex Really Likes Masturbating Meet Michael Lohan’s Bastard Kid ...

Anderson Cooper Burns the Lohans
Published 8/6/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... live because she was out clubbing, and you know, it’s on early in the morning, so she’s probably rolling home. Sorry, but Dina Lohan just got schooled, owned, served and brought. All that’s missing is the front handspring round-off back handspring full-twisting layout at Nationals. Related Stories Ali Lohan Meets with Porn Director Meet Michael Lohan’s Bastard Kid ...

Michael Lohan Accuses Sam of “Using” Lindsay
Published 8/28/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... optional. Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend having dinner at Bar Pitti -August 24 Related Stories ‘Lindsay Lohan Is Gay’ Says Dad Lindsay and Samantha Get Matching Tattoos Lindsay is Engaged to Samantha Ronson Deep Inside Lindsay’s Lesbian Relationship (Pun Intended) Meet Michael Lohan’s Bastard Kid ...

Lindsay Lohan Not Doing Playboy, Might Have Called a Truce With Dad
Published 9/5/2008 by sarah at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... She has been the woman I married. She has been great.” Whatever.  Dina Lohan is a famewhoring, stage mothering beast, and Michael Lohan is a famewhoring, badmouthing lunatic.  They turned Lindsay into a drunk, needy slut and Ali’s so used up she looks like she has Progeria.  Those girls would have been better off being wards of the state. Related Stories Michael Lohan Accuses Sam of “Using” Lindsay Meet Michael Lohan’s Bastard Kid ...