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• Have you ever stepped on a cat's tail? That's what Kat DeLuna's rendition of the National Anthem sounds like, except it goes on for two minutes. [DListed]
• Megan Fox in GQ. Men everywhere rejoice. [Yeeeah]
• What happened to Christina Aguilera? [PS]
• Heidi Montag tries on a large cross necklace covered in diamonds and poses for the paparazzi, because ...
Ellen DeGeneres is a Cover Girl
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... It’s time that cosmetic companies started catering to the learning-disabled barbell-wielding women of East-Central Asia! We will not be ignored!
Megan Fox at the L.A. premier of Eagle Eye yesterday because she’s not middle-aged and ugly like some cover girls I know:
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Courtney Love Had Gastric Bypass
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... Well, I figured as much. You don’t get that hot without the aid of a doctor’s steady hand. Or at least the steady hand of an evil scientist with a sack of exhumed corpses and a carpet needle. Diet and exercise can go fuck themselves!
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S.S. Ali Larter Bikini Pictures ...
S.S. Megan Fox is Show and Tell
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... try to illustrate the difference between semi-deciduous and marcescent! Advantage: swamp white oak and American box elder.
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