Megan Fox Made A BIG Mistake
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Angelina Jolie wannabe and probably the worst hackstress on the planet, Megan Fox , has reportedly dumped Brian Austin Green . The 22-year-old dumbo called off their engagement, because she thinks she's too young to get married. A source told Star Magazine, " Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realizes she's too young to marry him ."
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Megan Fox Grabs Brian Austin Green's Crotch, Lets Go...Of Everything
Published 7/4/2008 at Tittle-Tattle Too - The Post Chronicle
... Oh c'mon, that was funny. One source tells Star Magazine, "Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realizes she's too young to marry him." Right. Dlisted dishes: Who cares if Long Dong David Silver spends his day at the unemployment office and probably begs Megan to lend him $20, he has a big d*ck! That counts for a lot. Rule #2 in the "How To Choose A Boyfriend" handbook is: MUST HAVE A BIG D*CK. Rule #1 is: MUST BE RICH AS HELL. Wait...okay...Megan made the right choice. Go here for that entertaining crotch photo.
