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Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie [Transformers 2 Review]
Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie [Transformers 2 Review]
Cinema has strained towards an unholy surrealism since Buñuel and Cocteau. But it took Michael Bay , a squillion dollars, and a hundred supercomputers' worth of CG to bring us the ultimate in loud, gorgeous unreality, Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen . Oh, and I would warn you that ...
'Transformers' has $55 million day - Entertainment News, Film News, Media
'Transformers' has $55 million day - Entertainment News, Film News, Media
variety.com — Sequel breaks Wednesday opening record Grossing north of $55 million, Paramount's sequel "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" easily scored the best opening day ever for a Wednesday release at the domestic box office. Previous record-holder was ... 'Transformers' has $55 million day - Entertainment News, ...
'Transformers' rakes in $16 million
'Transformers' rakes in $16 million
hollywoodreporter.com — 'Transformers' scribes talk crafting a hit Review: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" stormed about 3,000 locations Tuesday night, and the first midnight screenings of Michael Bay's action sequel captured a ... 'Transformers' rakes in $16 million
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen Review
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen Review
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More than meets the eye?
Mostly MoviesA review of Transformers that, while not making me want to see the film, gives me hope for the future of online film criticism. (io9) ...

New Media Reviews of ROTF
Transformers Live Action Movie Blog — ... proves oddly mixed. On the one hand the Transformers facial expressions have much more range and appearance now, on the other the integration with the real world is noticeably less smooth and more cartoonish than the first one. The first film also really lent a sense of physics and gravity to these creations, here giant robots get tossed about with no real weight or inertia. Jablonsky's score leaves little impression, mostly drowned out by forgettable metal thrash music.io9.com Transformers: ROTF has mostly gotten pretty hideous reviews, but that's ...

Bookmarks for June 24th through June 25th
Row Three — ... Ray Young of Flickhead has begun a ten-day blogathon in tribute to New Wave director Claude Chabrol. The first few days are already linked up, and he'll continue to add links to this post as he and other film bloggers add to it. The Definitive BayFormers 2 Review William Gibson says Transformers 2 is a surreal mind fuck in the same spirit of Le Chien Andalou, just with a "squillion" more dollars. "Transformers: ROTF is so long, you'll need to wear adult diapers to it. But the movie's pure celebration of the primal urge, and unfiltered living, will make you rejoice in your adult ...

Can it Sing a Melody?
Latest entries from heartonastick.blog-city.com — ... "Transformers: ROTF is so long you'll need to wear adult diapers to it. But the movie's pure celebration of the primal urge, and unfiltered living, will make you rejoice in your adult diapers. You'll relieve yourself in your seat with a savage joy, your barbaric yawp blending in with the crowd's screams of excitement... You have a movie that tries to reassure men that they can actually be masters of their reality - but then turns around and says that actually, reality is not real. There's no such thing as the "real world," and the only thing that's left ...

Michael Bay is a Drug - And It's Time to Quit
FirstShowing.net — ... We had to see it. We just had to. Everyone was doing it. And so we did. We all saw it. But I'm not here to write a review. To be honest, I wouldn't even know where to begin. (Charlie Jane Anders' satirical masterpiece probably comes closest to my experience.) Which is why I am here; I'm here to try and reconcile just what happened to me in those wee hours of Sunday morning. I'm here to do my best to explain just how Michael Bay does it. How he gets me every time. ...

How Many Mean Parents Made Their Kids Go See Ice Age This Weekend?
Gawker: defamer — ... Bay's mediation on the illusory nature of plot still continues to resonate with movie goers. In the cacophony of noise and the visual abyss nestled between ...

How Many Mean Parents Made Their Kids Go See Ice Age This Weekend? [Box Office Report]
Gawker — ... Bay's mediation on the illusory nature of plot still continues to resonate with movie goers. In the cacophony of noise and the visual abyss nestled between ...

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cinefantastiqueonline.com 6/26/2009 — TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN is Michael Bay’s latest excursion into abstract cinema No other critic is going to admit it, so it falls to me to declare that director Michael Bay is an abstract artist whose work is continuously ...
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Michael Bay is a Drug - And It's Time to Quit
firstshowing.net 7/2/2009 — Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen has raked in over $400 million worldwide. Double its budget. Almost $50 million more than Star Trek and loads more than Pixar's Up , the previous top two. It's a smash. A commercial juggernaut. And its been ...
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cinematical.com 6/25/2009 — Another week, another ginormous summer movie, and another chance for you Cinematical readers to tell us what you think in the safe, anonymous comfort of our 1-10 poll. Michael Bay's Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen has smashed its way into ...
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filmdrunk.uproxx.com 6/15/2009 — (This is what Transformers whack off to) As you can tell by Megan Fox’s nipples , Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen premiered in the UK, and the first reviews are beginning to hit the web. I point this out not because giant robots ...
Transformers Opens with $16 Million!ComingSoon.net - Movies 6/24/2009
Michael Bay's Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen grossed an estimated $16 million in midnight runs, the second best ever after The Dark Knight .
Rearview Review: Transformers 2 All 'Bots and BodsE! Online (US) - Top Stories 6/24/2009
The robots looks better, sure, but is that all you got, Michael Bay? Do those things have to be onscreen the entire time? How about a little story? Needless to say, Transformers: Revenge of the...
"Transformers" midnight shows rake in $16 million (Reuters)Yahoo! News: Movie News 6/24/2009
Reuters - "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" stormed into about 3,000 U.S. theaters late Tuesday night, capturing a mighty $16 million from the first midnight screenings of the action sequel that is expected to be a major blockbuster.
'Transformers' strikes midnight chimes with $16M (AP)Yahoo! News: Movie News 6/24/2009
AP - "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" has blasted off at the box office with a $16 million haul from midnight screenings alone. That's the third-best midnight debut ever, behind the $18.5 million taken in last summer by "The Dark Knight" and ...
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