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Jessica Simpson Needs A Wardrobe Change - HOLLYWOODTUNA
Megan Fox in Her Wifebeater! - BASTARDLY
Hilary Duff’s Dad Gets Jail Time - IMNOTOBSESSED
Krystal Forscutt in Ralph magazine - HORNYOYSTER
Michael Lohan Accuses Sam of “Using” Lindsay - YEEEAH
Michael Phelps’s Poor Sportsmanship - DOUBLEVIKING
The Transporter 3 Movie Trailer - POPOHOLIC
Idiot Crosses Subway tracks - FLABBER
Early Photos of Eva Longoria as a Lingerie Model - ...
Family Ties — Michael Lohan Style
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... Father of the year Michael Lohan has a television special in the works to publicly address all of ex-wife Dina Lohan’s “lies.” Just like the therapists recommend! He told ...
Lindsay’s ‘Labor Pains’ — Pain is the Operative Word
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... much any “shit” metaphor works here. I’m also saying that you should keep a roll of Charmin near your desk if you plan on watching the whole thing. It’s the cinematic equivalent of doing cannonballs with Metamucil and Ex-Lax.
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Lindsay Lohan Not Doing Playboy, Might Have Called a Truce With Dad
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... has been,” he said of his ex-wife. “She has been wonderful. She has been the woman I married. She has been great.”
Whatever. Dina Lohan is a famewhoring, stage mothering beast, and Michael Lohan is a famewhoring, badmouthing lunatic. They turned Lindsay into a drunk, needy slut and Ali’s so used up she looks like she has Progeria. Those girls would have been better off being wards of the state.
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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson to Wed
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... And it’s also to underestimate the power of the penis. Can you tell the sun not to set or the stars not to shine? It’s Lindsay fucking Lohan, people. The only way you’d have a better chance of hitting that is if your penis were a lightning bolt and Lindsay were made of tinfoil and metal rods.
Do your tits hang low:
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Lindsay and Samantha Get Their Bikini On
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... hideous bikini or make a delicious sturgeon-chiffon torte out of her. I could always just play it safe and go with a good old-fashioned two-birds-with-one-stone slap to the face with a sturgeon. Experience has taught me that the Sturgeon Slap is really an appropriate response most any situation!
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S.S. Even More Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Bikini Pictures
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Lindsay Lohan’s Ready for Babies
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... out in Josef Fritzl’s basement. Congratulations to the happy mom-to-be!
In L.A. Thursday night:
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Lindsay Lohan Has a Bastard Sister
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... the guise of holiday togetherness. Just like our “Christmas Eve dinner” that was actually a staged intervention or the “after-market ignition enhancer” that turned out to be a car breathalyzer. Lies, all of it!
Lindsay and Sam shopping on Melrose Avenue:
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Michael Lohan Needs Help Protecting Lindsay from Sam
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... It’s not the first time Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael has spoken out about his daughter’s girlfriend Samantha Ronson — but this is the first time he’s asked for your help. He wrote on his ...
