"Midget" referred to in court, as Kelly trial takes a turn towards "Trapped in the Closet" plot.

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"Midget" referred to in court, as Kelly trial takes a turn towards "Trapped in the Closet" plot.
Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art ... found this 5/22/2008 on blogs.suntimes.com [flag]
Marlon and Shawn Wayans in "Little Man" (supplied) The defense's cross examination of the alleged victim's best friend, Simha Jamison, didn't seem to do Kelly much good. But it did provide a handful of memorable moments. Defense attorney Sam... [link]

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Was R. Kelly Framed by the Wayans Brothers?
Published 5/22/2008 at Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog
... Kelly Uses Wayans Defense: Yesterday, in R. Kelly's child-pornography trial, the defense reiterated its insistence that Kelly's face could have been inserted into the infamous video via CGI. When a witness pointed out how ridiculous this is, attorney Sam Adam Jr. asked if she'd ever seen the Wayans brothers' acclaimed 2006 comedy Little Man: "They put the head of Marlon Wayans on a midget and it looked real, didn't it?" Yes. Yes it did. [Kelly Chronicles/Chicago Sun Times] ...

OMFG: R.Kelly’s Lawyer Uses “Little Man” Defense in Court
Published 5/22/2008 by orfilms@gmail.com (slashfilm.com) at /Film
... Note to self: Must download Photoshop, arggghh. The Sun Times reports that a lawyer for troubled r&b godsend and aspiring ...

R. Kelly lawyer uses "Little Man" movie in court
Published 5/23/2008 by Wooohah at Wooohah!
... According to The Sun Times, R. Kelly's lawyer used The Wayans Brothers movie Little Man as a reason why the infamous sex tapes might not have really been of R. Kelly. ...

R. KELLY'S LAWYER IS A MORON
Published 5/23/2008 at FilmDrunk.com
...     A few minutes later, Adam showed Jamison a picture of Kelly's back, asking her whether she recognized it. She said she did not. When Adam then asked if she recognised Kelly's back on the sex tape, she replied, "I didn't recognize it as being his back, but his head was attached to it!" [Sun-Times via ...

R. Kelly Sex Trial Weekly Roundup
Published 5/23/2008 at Radar: Fresh Intelligence Blog
... Smart as they are, defense attorneys cannot stand toe-to-toe with the wit of a young black woman from the gritty streets of Chicago. Can't be done. Also, "Cancerous mole" jokes are hilarious and will have even the defendant against whom you are testifying and whose lesion you are referring rolling in the aisle. ...

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