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Verne Troyer's "Don't Call Me A Gold Digger"/sex tape leaking ex-girlfriend, Ranae Shrider, can't keep her mouth shut.
The attention whore revealed a whole lot of stuff to the British tabloid News of the World!
Here are some of the juicy bits:
Ranae almost drowned Mini Me the weekend they made the sex tape at the luxury hotel L'Ermitage in Beverly Hills.
"I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub. Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ...
Ranae Shrider Almost Drowned Verne Troyer… and Other Gold Digging Ditties
The Hollywood Gossip —
... No snarky comments on our part can do justice to the following words, given to Great Britain’s News of the World in an interview. So we’ll just quote the gold digger directly: ...
How Good Is Mini Me In Bed?
Mollygood —
... Ranae Shrider, the lovely woman who filmed a sex tape with Verne Troyer and then leaked it on the Internet, is playing this “scandal” like a pro. Not only has she been seen all over the World Wide Web with Mini Me’s reptilian tongue darting down her throat — now she’s speaking out to the media and sharing way too many details about the former couple’s sex life. ...
Vomit Inducer Of The Morning
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid —
Why oh why did I read this News of the World interview with Mini-Me's sexy times tape co-star?! Especially on a Monday morning. You know, I'm all for midget sex! Throwing Mini-Me up in the air to see if he lands in your no-no hole sounds like it could be fun. I just don't want to know all the little details! Actually, I do, but I'm a glutton for punishment. Here's just some of the things Ranae Shride r had to say about sexy times with Mini-Me: on sexual positions: " I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just ...
Ranae's Interview with news on the world.
Oh No They Didn't! —
... fun to do it in the tub. Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him. Verne's voice is just like it is in the films and as he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help. I could just hear him crying, ‘Ranae, I can't see! Get me out, I'm drowning!' source & source if you want the full interview its at the second ...
My Love for Ranae Shrider Knows No Bounds
Evil Beet Gossip —
... The Verne Troyer sex-tape co-star just won’t stop talking. Up now: she’s chatting to News of the World about the couple’s sex life . Says Ranae:“I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!“It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big.“On the whole though, he wasn’t short of ...
A Verne Troyer sex tape? Please no!
Snarky Gossip —
... Verne then turned director…telling Ranae where he wanted furniture because he was too small to move it himself. She said: “Verne ordered champagne and strawberries to get us in the mood. Then we got down to it.
“First the tape shows Verne pleasuring me for 15 minutes which was amazing. The next 45 minutes is us having sex. And we really enjoyed ourselves.”
Double EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Would you want to see this tape? Blech!
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Tags: genevieve gallen verne troyer, verne troyer dead, verne ...
British Tabloid's Disturbing First Person Account Of Copulating With Verne Troyer Leaves Us Gobsmacked [I Want You Inside Me]
Gawker: defamer —
... , had decided to grant the shame of Fleet Street an interview over the weekend to discuss her on-camera (and sans jimmy hat) romps with Verne Troyer: ...
Mini-Me's ex breaks the silence on making amateur midget porn: A woman's journey
The Superficial - Because You're Ugly —
... sat down for an interview with News of the World to openly discuss the couple's sex life. I will never, ever in my entire life write anything as funny as the unintentional hilarity that comes out of Ranae's mouth. This chick should do Vegas:
On sex in general with a midget:
"So I'd lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees! It wasn't quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn't wear a condom. There was no point, they're all too big. On ...
Is Ankle-Biting a crime?
Derober.com —
... If Mini-Me kills his Ex will he go to youth detention center or man-rape-prison? Ramae Shrider, Mini-Me’s ex-girlfriend, spilled the beans about her “sex-life” to News of the World (this is the same chick who mini-me is suing for leaking their sex tape). After multiple attempts, I’ve never acquired the taste for midget porn, so needless to say, I spilled my lunch after reading their circus-act-sex-ploits. I suggest not drinking milk while reading because it came out of my nose when I tried…enjoy: ...
Verne Troyer’s Lover Spills The Beans
BricksAndStonesGossip.com —
... later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing.” “I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub,” she said. “Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn’t see him.” This chick is really eager to get her 15 minutes. Source
Ranae Shrider Answers Mini-Me Sex Tape Questions
Celebritique - The Celebrity and Fashion Critique —
... short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size.” “It was two weeks before we finally had sex, at his place. I was so nervous I wanted it over and done with—in case there was no chemistry or it just didn’t work because of his size.“It was a normal-sized bed and once Verne had clambered up, I undressed and laid down next to him.“For a small guy he’s quite well endowed. I had no complaints.“But the whole thing was over in three minutes.” source Oh the wonders of being a 2-pump chump!! I guess there are two heads that don’t stop growing ...
Ranae opens up . . . pun intended
Celebslam: They're Better Than Us —
... “It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big. On the whole though, he wasn’t short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size.” (Source) ...
Large Bubble Bath + Mini Me = The Near Death of Verne Troyer
Best Week Ever —
The always LOLliable News of the World has really outdone themselves with their latest scoop, entitled Mini-Me Gave Me a Little of What I Fancied (de-emphasis theirs). In the article, Ranae Shrider, the infamous regular sized woman featured in the oddly unarousing Verne Troyer sex tape, finally speaks... but not without the help of 1000 different words for "tiny" (Ex: "At last, proof that size really DOESN'T matter", etc.)
But buried ...
Mini Me brought low by a woman
ByronCrawford.com —
... sex. He said we could use it to get ourselves turned on."
Verne then turned director...telling Ranae where he wanted furniture because he was too small to move it himself. She said: "Verne ordered champagne and strawberries to get us in the mood. Then we got down to it.
"First the tape shows Verne pleasuring me for 15 minutes which was amazing. The next 45 minutes is us having sex. And we really enjoyed ourselves."
Checkit: Mini-Me Verne Troyer & Ranae Shrider: At last, proof that size really DOESN'T matter [News ...
Mini-Me(at) Recipient Speaks
Brahsome - Care To Get Nice? —
... We haven’t seen the Verne Troyeur sex tape, and we don’t plan to. While celebrity sex tapes are usually pretty sweet, we feel midgets are probably better suited to wearing a sombrero with chips and dip in it or being shot out of a cannon than making pr0n. That said, you gotta hand it to Verne- this girl doesn’t look bad. She does, however, run her mouth to News Of The World about their sex life. Apparently Verne didn’t quite measure up. It would have been a tall order for him to please a full size woman either way, but it appears ...
Mini-Me suing ex-girlfriend, claims she beat the midget snot out of him
The Superficial - Because You're Ugly —
... Photo: News of the World


