Brain Candy: Thursday Edition
The Laughing Stork with Candy Kirby | Parenting, Family, Pop Culture & Gravity-Defying Baby Poop —
... star in “Rocky and Bullwinkle.” [GOTA]
Colonel Heirhead, in the stripper pole room, with the rat poison: Two of Paris Hilton’s dogs “mysteriously” killed… just in time for new show’s premiere. [Lainey]
Totally sober: Kate Hudson. [popbytes]
Mischa Barton flashes a boob — garnering the biggest audience she’s had in years. [Smack]
Enter Beardman: Man doesn’t shave for two years till ...
Tasty Waves and a Motherfuck-O-Meter Bud
Agent Bedhead —
lohanstache Just Exfoliate : Lohan’s “buildup” mustache. (Yeeeah!) Free Katie, Keep Tom : Anonymous represents. (PB) Mischa Barton’s casually lets a nipple slip. (CS) Diablo Cody probably shoulda left it alone. (CB) Renee Zellweger shines. A lot . (Ayyyy!) Tyra Banks is a witch & a bitch. (IBBB) Crazed Metallica Fan’s grooming strike. (SOMG) Suck It, Madonna : Bitch ends up on her ass. (TB) Foo Fighters take a drastically-long hiatus. (GB) Aubrey O’Day is a confirmed slut. (POTP) Eliza Dushku + New ...


